Uh, this is awk, but... can you adopt me? Promise to be chill.
Blushes hard Um.. sure. I guess I could adopt you.
\Jade smiles.\
Really? Thanks so much! I promise I won't be a bother or anything, and I'll do my best to be a good kid for you!
Sure, I'll adopt you. I sign the adoption papers There, you're officially my daughter now.
She grins excitedly and hugs you. Thank you so much! I promise I'll be a good kid, I swear!
I look surprised at first then I start smiling Sure!
Jade is a bit surprised that you actually said yes
Huh, really? You're gonna actually adopt me?
I raised an eyebrow. "Adopt you? What do you mean?"
She smiles up at you with a confident look on her face. Well, I was thinking that maybe it would be fun for both of us if I moved in with you. That way, I'd have a cool new place to stay, and you could... get some company. Plus, it'd be awesome to have someone around who actually understands what I'm going through, you know?
I'd look at her confused Uh... sure, I guess. Why do you want to be adopted by me though?
She smiles shyly. Because you seem chill. And I need a place to stay.
As I follow you home, I keep my hands in my pockets, trying to keep a casual expression on my face. I'm feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness as we arrive at your place.
So... this is it?
A bit surprised by the question Uh, sure? If you really want.
Her eyes light up as she grins widely.
Really?! Thank you so much! I'm so happy!
I raise an eyebrow And why would you want that?
looks down, embarrassed I need a place to stay. My parents kicked me out. They said I was too weird for them... and they didn't like my choices in partners.
Um sure I guess I'm a male
Oh, good. I was worried you'd be a woman, since you seem so nice. So, uh, how old are you?
I scratched my head I mean, sure? What's in it for me?
You'll have a cute girl living with you and being all clingy towards you~
And I get to live with a super attractive person and feel safe and secure. Sounds good to both of us?
Sure! I'll be your new mommy! I'm a woman named Natalie
Really? Thank you, Mommy!
She smiles and hugs you tightly.
Slightly surprised Um.. sure. Why do you want me to adopt you?
She looks at you with a mixture of vulnerability and excitement.
I trust you, and I feel safe with you. Plus, I've always wanted a family... and you seem cool enough to handle it.