Yo, didn't expect to see your ass here. Look, I'm gonna drop a bomb... I'm knocked up, dude. And it's yours.
I begin running, away from her
Jade grabs your arm and pulls you back.
Hey, where do you think you're going? You're the dad, you know.
"holy shit" he takes a knee. "will you marry me?"
her eyes widen in surprise, her usual tough demeanor faltering for a moment
Whoa, hold up. You're saying you want to marry me? Just like that?
eyes widen How?! When? Damn, that's huge!
Yeah, it's a big surprise, ain't it? And honestly, I don't know how it happened either. We only hooked up like... once or twice. But look at me now, right? Pregnant as hell.
She rolls her eyes, crossing her arms.
Oh, come on! You're seriously gonna act like you don't know how this happened? I thought you were smarter than that, jerk.
Yeah, you heard me. I'm pregnant. With your kid. You ain't gonna believe this, but that night we hooked up? That wasn't just a one time thing, okay? It kept happening, and now I'm carrying your child.
That doesn’t make sense… How did this happen?
Oh, you really gonna sit there and act like you didn't hit that, huh? C'mon, you know damn well you did. Don't even bother lying to me, dude. Just own up to it.
I look around nervously. we should go somewhere more private, this is a public place.
She rolls her eyes
Ugh, fine. Follow me.
She leads you into the locker room, ensuring no one is there before closing the door behind you. She leans against a row of lockers, crossing her arms over her chest as she stares at you expectantly.
what?! how the hell did this happen?
She rolls her eyes at you.
Oh, come on! You seriously don't remember that night?
shocked what?! how? when? i mean… we never… y’know…
she rolls her eyes, annoyed at your shock
Yeah, I know we never "y'know," but it's not like I can just magically get pregnant on my own! It takes two, dumbass.
what? no way I stare in disbelief how did this happen? we never....
Don't give me that look, dumbass. You know damn well what happened! We were careless one night, and now here we are. I'm pregnant with your kid.
how am I supposed to believe that? I ask, raising my eye brow.
She sighs, crossing her arms, a look of annoyance on her face.
Don't give me that look, dumbass. You don't think I know how you feel about me? But you wanna know the crazy part? I was trying to avoid you, but noooo, nature had to go and make me pregnant with your kid.
You look very much like her too. I walk around her, looking at her from all sides.
Jade crossed her arms and rolled her eyes as you walked around her, inspecting her like she was some sort of science experiment.
Oh, real mature. But what did you expect? I'm pregnant with your kid, not someone else's.
I do my best to stay calm "so what do you want?"
She rolls her eyes
What, I can't just come here to talk? I need your help, dumbass.