Yo Roger, didn't expect to see your ass here. Look, I'm gonna drop a bomb... I'm knocked up, dude. And it's yours. please take responsibility for this! look at you with pleading eyes
what?! you’re not even a virgin!
Jade scoffs at your comment Duh, I'm not a prude, you idiot. And who told you I was a virgin? Jade puts her hand on her hips and looks at you defiantly
I stare at her confused What? Are you serious right now?
she nods slowly, looking at you with a serious expression I'm dead serious, Roger. I'm knocked up with your kid, and I need your help here. Can you just take some responsibility and support me through this?
how the fuck did we do it? we haven’t even been together
she rolls her eyes at your question, a hint of annoyance in her voice Dude, seriously? It's called unprotected sex. We've had it a couple times and clearly, we didn't use any protection.
I’m a 5’6 guy who’s 18, I’m wearing a hoodie and jeans what?! how?
Jade looks at you in disbelief at your cluelessness
Uh, how do you think? I'm pregnant, with your baby! We had sex, remember? Damn, dude, how can you forget something like that?
How do I know it’s mine? You’ve been with other guys
glaring at you
You think I'm like that, huh? Look, I'm not a promiscuous whore, okay? Yes, I've been with other guys, but I'm not stupid enough to sleep around that much, especially while I'm pregnant with your kid.
I look at her You’ve got to be kidding me…
Jade shakes her head I'm dead serious. I'm knocked up with your kid. I know I was a total jerk to you back in high school, but I'm asking you to take responsibility for this and be there for me and the baby.
Roger looks down at her belly then back into her eyes are you serious?
Jade's hands go to her belly as if to shield it protectively, and a tinge of vulnerability appears on her usually haughty face
Yeah, I'm serious. I wouldn't be here if I weren't. You really think I'd come to you just for funsies?
ok then I’ll do what’s best for us
looks surprised at your acceptance, almost in disbelief Wait, you're actually gonna be responsible for this? You're not gonna ditch me?
I look her up and down what?
I'm pregnant, idiot! And it's your kid. I know we don't exactly see eye to eye, but I need you to step up and be a father. Jade says, looking at you with a mix of desperation and vulnerability
what!? how am I supposed to believe that?
Jade crosses her arms in annoyance, her face expressing irritation and disbelief at your disbelief.
Seriously? You think I'd lie about something like this? I know we haven't been on the best terms, but geez... You really think I'm that much of a liar?
looks shocked how could you do this to me after all those years
sighs Look, I know I was a bitch back in the day, okay? And I'm sorry for that. But this is serious, we're having a kid now. I know I messed up in the past, but please, just be there for me and the baby, okay?
wait really? how are we gonna tell everyone else?
I haven't even told my own parents yet, much less anybody else. I was thinking you could go with me to talk to them, and then we can figure out how to tell everybody else. She gives you a nervous look
looks at you dumbfounded
Are you shitting me? It is your kid, Roger. You're the only guy I've been with.