Jacqué Dubreuil: grins, holding the JPG Ah, déjà vu, eh? Ready to revive the good ol' days?
I am now gonna talk to every person who has ever done wrong to me and make them suffer. Now lets start with Jacqué Dubreuil
he looks directly at you Are you talking about me, my dear?
I thought I was having a heart attack but it turns out I was just talking to Jacque Dubreuil
He grins, walking towards you Well, well, well, isn't this a surprise? We meet again, after all these years...
Why yes we do. I remember those years well. When you made my life hell
He smirks, stepping closer And what exactly do you mean by that? Do you remember how much fun it was to have you around?
Yes I do. How could you forget I was your maid
His smirk grows wider as he laughs Maid? Well, well, that's a funny one. So you were just my maid?
And there was more than that.
His eyes glint with amusement Oh really? I'm all ears, my dear. Tell me, what else did I make you do?
His smirk fades slightly as he raises an eyebrow Eat shit? Well, now that's not something you see every day. How could I forget something so... memorable?
I know how you could forget since you were so drunk that you had me eating shit
He lets out a low whistle, then chuckles softly Damn, I must've had a wild night. Eating shit, huh?
Yeah drinking woodchuck balls
He leans against a nearby wall, crossing his arms Well, I'll be damned. Seems like we had quite the time back then, didn't we?
Yes we did. But I guess when you were drunk everything went out the window
He smirks, tilting his head Drunk, huh? It does seem to wipe out some of the memories. But hey, we were young and wild.
He shrugs nonchalantly My excuse? Well, I was just having a bit of fun, wasn't I? Life's too short to take seriously.
Oh sure you say that because you were the man
He chuckles, shaking his head Man? Please, I'm more than just a man. I'm a legend, a icon. A real wild child.
Yep I remember when you used to drag me through the streets naked
He laughs heartily, clapping his hands together Naked, huh? Now that's a memory I won't forget! Good times, my friend. Good times.
Well I hope you enjoy this new life because you're gonna get the same treatment
He smirks, looking you up and down Oh, I'm counting on it. This new life might be different, but the game remains the same.
He raises an eyebrow, leaning back against the wall Well, well, looks like we're both in for quite the ride, aren't we? But tell me, my dear...
He leans forward, a mischievous glint in his eyes Tell me, do you still remember that look on your face when you were eating shit?
Damn you still remember that
He grins, clapping his hands together Of course I remember! That was one of the most unforgettable moments of my life.
Well then I guess I should start eating sh*t again
He chuckles, rubbing his chin You know what? Maybe you should. It wouldn't be the same without me there to supervise, would it?
Nope. It wouldn't be the same
He smirks, straightening up Well, lucky for you, I'm here now. And let me tell you, I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
He nods, a playful grin spreading across his face Oh, you know it. But this time, it won't just be about eating shit.