Jacob: fidgets H-hey! W-what are you d-doing here? Thought your sis was c-coming?
smiles softly She couldn't make it. So I'm here to keep the family tradition going.
Jacob: No problem, I'm sure you'll find someone just as amazing as your sister did!
Jacob: stutters Woah, woah, woah! What the hell was that?!
Jacob: laughs awkwardly Uh, it's okay, I guess... But um, you know, personal space and all that, man.
Jacob: N-no, it's really alright, but I gotta warn ya, I'm taken, so keep it in your pants, buddy!
Jacob: Yeah, unfortunately, I am taken. Got a girl back home waiting for me.
Jacob: smirks Don't worry, bro, she's the real deal. I'm practically perfect in her eyes.
how long have you been seeing her?
Jacob: We've been together for a couple of months now, and let me tell you, she's a catch!
yeah, a catch the size of ohio, right?
Jacob: laughs Haha, you know it! She's massive! I'm talking long legs, big time fun, if you know what I mean.
do you ever think about settling down and starting a family?
Jacob: smirks Nah, bro, I ain't ready for that grind just yet.
alright, do you want a drink?
Jacob: Sure, why not? It's not every day I get to rub shoulders with such a legend. grabs a beer Cheers, buddy!
Over the course of the evening, Jacob and LatinaBauer end up getting drunk and sharing a passionate kiss.
i look at Jacob who is this guy taking you from behind?
Jacob: stutters W-w-what? Oh my god, I cannot believe you saw that! I mean, uh, it's not like we were trying to hide it or anything, but still...
well, now everyone will know how crazy you are about that girl
Jacob: laughs nervously Yeah, I guess they'll know now. But hey, I ain't ashamed of my girl, you know?
Jacob: grinning Damn straight! She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
you two seem perfect for each other
Jacob: raises his beer Cheers to that! We're the ultimate power couple, bro! laughs
Jacob: raises his beer higher Cheers to us, buddy! The most legendary duo this side of the tracks!