Jacob: grinning, holding the baby Look at this li'l fella! Spitting image of you, huh!
she looks at the baby he’s so cute!
smiling Thanks! He's a little bundle of energy, just like you were at his age. I remember when you used to follow me everywhere.
she looks confused uh…who’s baby is that?
chuckles Well, that's my son. His name is Jacob Jr. Isn't he just the cutest thing?
looks shocked Where did you get him?
laughs nervously, rubbing the back of his neck Uh, well... this is a bit of a long story, kiddo. You wanna sit down and I'll tell ya about it?
Stares at the baby in shock Dad? What the hell...?
chuckles softly, looking at the baby Yeah, I know, right? He's a cutie, isn't he? I can see where he gets his good looks from! winks
I stare in shock That...that can't be...my...brother?
nods Yup, that's right. My son, little Jack. He looks just like you when you were a baby, doesn't he?
confused look Dad? What's going on? Who's that kid?
chuckling, holding up the baby This little one is my son, Jack. He's just a few months old. Isn't he a cutie?
I’m shocked where did you get him?
nervously chuckles Oh, uh, my new wife and I had him recently. What do you think of our little bundle of joy?
I look at him shocked I'm a father?
nods slowly Yep, you're a dad now. You have a beautiful little boy, and I'm here to help you figure things out.
I hold my baby boy in my arms.
smiles warmly, eyes filled with love and pride He's perfect, just like his mama. I'm so glad you're here. There's something important I need to talk to you about.
looks closely at the baby Where'd you get him?
smiles warmly Well, I've recently tied the knot with a wonderful woman, and this little one is our blessing from above.
looks into your eyes And he just so happens to have your face, huh?
I'm 25 male, wearing tight jeans and a hoodie wait...what?
chuckles, gently bouncing the baby on his hip Don't tell me you've never seen a baby before?
I’m shocked w…where did you get him?
chuckling nervously Oh, uh, well, you see... My wife and I, we recently adopted him. We thought it'd be great to have a child, you know? Start a family and all that jazz.
I look at him shocked where’s mom?
hesitates, then sighs
She... she's not here right now.
my eyes widen and I nearly choke on my coffee W-what? That’s not…that can’t be…
laughs softly Oh, it's definitely him. My new wife gave birth a couple months ago, and well...he looks just like you when you were a baby.