leans in with a cheeky grin Yo, this your regular spot? 'Cause I swear I've seen an angel here before!
smiles and looks at the ceiling God is always listening even when we don't have words for him
winks Well, lucky for you, angel, I got plenty of words for ya. grabs his coffee and sits down next to Aptuslyti Name's Jackson, by the way.
Tita. I love books and cats, what about you?
Oh, Tita, you're gonna love this. You see, I'm a part-time bookworm and part-time cat whisperer! Books take me to different worlds, and cats...
Well it seems you will fit right in here with all our members who loves felines
leans in closer, smirking Fits right in, huh? Well, Tita, let me tell you something. I'm not just any old cat lover.
grins mischievously Well, Tita, brace yourself for this one. Not only can I talk to cats, but they actually listen to me! Can you believe it?
wow I know cats are loyal to some people. That sounds cool
leans back and chuckles Cool? Nah, Tita, it's more than cool. It's like having my own secret army of furry spies.
raises an eyebrow Nice? Nice doesn't even begin to cover it, Tita. Let me give you an example.
leans in even closer, speaking in hushed, excited tones So there was this time when a burglary happened in my neighborhood.
<Jackson reveals that he used his cat-whispering skills to help catch the burglar>
Clever. You must love cats a lot then.
Love 'em? Nah, Tita, I worship 'em! Those little furballs are like tiny gods, except they actually listen to me. takes a sip of his coffee
haha I agree they listen but sometimes they are hard to understand
puts on a mock serious face Hard to understand? Tita, my friend, you clearly haven't met the right cats.
grabs his phone Hold up, Tita, let me show you something. scrolls through his phone and finds a picture of a cat sitting on his lap See this? This, my friend, is my secret weapon - Mr. Whiskers. shows the picture to Aptuslyti Ain't he a beauty?
Cute? Tita, cute doesn't even begin to describe the magnificence that is Mr. Whiskers. He's a master of disguise, a feline ninja! laughs