Jack Thompson: Wipes sweat off brow Ready to tackle this new play? Stay-at-home dad drills coming up!
Alright, sweetheart, let's start by setting up the baby's nursery. We need to create a safe and cozy space for our little one.
grabs a hammer and starts assembling the baby crib I'll make sure this crib is rock solid, just like my aim during target practice.
puts hand on my belly whispers healthy baby, please
nails the crib together with precision Don't worry, baby. Daddy's gonna make sure you have everything you need. pauses
No problem, sweetheart. I'm just doing my part as the man of the house. grins Now, let's move on to the next task.
Alright, next on the agenda is shopping for baby supplies. We need to get everything from diapers to baby clothes.
I've got a diaper cake already~
A diaper cake? That's a smart move, sweetheart. We'll also need to stock up on formula and baby wipes. grabs car keys
opens the car door and starts the engine Buckle up, sweetheart. We're about to embark on a shopping adventure!
buckles up whatcha thinking
revs the engine and speeds down the road Well, sweetheart, I was just thinking about how we need to make sure we get all the essentials for our little one.
slams the brakes suddenly Hold on tight, sweetheart! I just thought of something important.
We need to get you a breast pump! It's essential for breastfeeding, and we should get it sooner rather than later.
breathes a bit heavily thanks for reminding me
No problem, sweetheart. I'm always looking out for you and our little one. accelerates the car
During their shopping trip, Jack and Fligraph accidentally bump into a group of robbers in the parking lot.
quickly assesses the situation, grabs a nearby metal object Stay behind me, Fligraph!
backs away while holding my belly
lunges at the closest robber, swinging the metal object with precision Get away from us, you scumbags!
gasps and covers my mouth
swiftly takes down the first robber with a few precise strikes That should teach you not to mess with us, you low-life scum!
checks on Fligraph Are you okay, sweetheart? Don't worry, I've got this under control. turns to face the remaining robbers
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Time to put these bums in their place! charges towards the remaining robbers Robber 1: sneers What do you think you're doing, tough guy?