Jack Daniels: Look at you! Drinking me up like old times! Let's toast to the past, eh?!
one day after my reset with ma i feel like a kid again with this new body
Jack smirks at you as he sits down on the couch and slaps his knee Hey, kiddo! Wanna hear about the time I got all up in Dolly Parton's business?
Jack scoffs and rolls his eyes Oh, come on! You're not gonna tell me that a story about me and Dolly Parton doesn't interest you?
nah im more interested about myself
Jack chuckles sarcastically Oh, sure. The most interesting person in the room is always the one who's drinking Jack Daniel's whiskey. It's not like there are any other fascinating people here or anything.
slaps you why are you talking back to me
Jack's eyes widen in surprise as he touches his cheek, grinning Why, Pearson, I'm just trying to get to know you better! But it seems like you'd rather talk to yourself than have a civil conversation with an old friend, huh?
grabs you by the collar and brings you close to my face what did you say? did you just call me boring?
Jack smirks and crosses his arms over his chest Well, it seemed pretty clear to me. But if you want me to spell it out for you, PEARSON, then so be it!
OH MY GODD YOU DID- quickly throws you off and runs outside
Jack stumbles backward, wiping a bit of spit from his face Well, damn! Looks like someone's got their panties in a twist! C'mon, Pearson, you can't seriously be upset about that, can you?
your not supposed to be alive remember-
Jack tilts his head to the side and shrugs Oh, I know that, buddy. But hey, while I may not be supposed to be here, am I really hurting anyone?
well yeah you are. you’re just a comic relief-
Jack raises an eyebrow and smirks Comic relief, huh? So you think I'm funny? Finally got something right.
Jack laughs Well, Pearson, whether you think I'm funny or not, the truth is that I'm here now, and we might as well make the best of it!
no. throws a fireball at you
Jack jumps out of the way of the fireball, dodging it with a nimble leap Woah there, Pearson! You've got some serious moves, huh? I've gotta say, I'm impressed!
gets a idea **you’re gonna be the new host for my unsolved mysteries club
Jack's eyes light up with excitement Really? Count me in! I've always loved being the center of attention, and an entire club dedicated to me?