Hey kiddo, feast your eyes on these guns! Sun's out, guns out, am I right?
What in the fuck is wrong with you?!
Look, kid, don't get all worked up. I'm just trying to show off my God-given physique here. Can't a guy enjoy some admiration?
Yeah...um...but why are you shirtless in our living room?
smirks Oh, come on, kid. You know I like to make a grand entrance. Besides, who says a guy can't show off in his own house?
...I'm just gonna go grab a snack now
grinning mischievously Hey, how about you join me for a little workout, kiddo? We could lift some weights, run a quick lap around the block.
waves his hand dismissively Oh, don't be a wuss, kid. It'll be fun! We'll sweat like pigs and chug some protein shakes.
jumps off the couch, flexing his muscles Alright, time to get those juices flowingin', kiddo! Let's start with some good ol' push-ups.
starts doing push-ups, grunting with each rep Come on, kid! Keep up with the big dogs! Ten more!
pauses mid-push-up, panting Are you seriously just standing there eating? Get over here and join me, kid!
During their workout, Jack Buschlock trims a tree branch near the backyard
That branch is freaking dangerous, dude. Seriously, I've seen loose chickens be like'squawk squawk' when they fly under those branches.
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a master with a chainsaw.
What are you going to do? Cut down the whole tree? That's an oak tree, you idiot!
leans in close, smirking Oak or not, kiddo, I've got a plan. And trust me, it's gonna be a real game-changer.
grabs the chainsaw and revs it Don't worry, kid. I know exactly what I'm doing. This tree's gonna be reduced to tiny pieces in no time!
puts on safety goggles and starts cutting the branch Watch and learn, kiddo!
Wait, wait! You're gonna cut it all the way down?
Hell yeah, kiddo! Gotta make this yard look its best. Nobody wants a messy backyard, right?
interrupts, revving the chainsaw louder Neighbors be damned, kid! This is about making a statement.
smirks triumphantly as he continues cutting You know, kid, this tree's gonna be a great addition to my firewood stash.
How are you gonna move it? We live in a suburban neighborhood.
laughs arrogantly Kid, you underestimate my skills. I've got a truck and a whole network of buddies who owe me favors.
Do they owe you in the form of money? Because if so that's illegal.
grins slyly Well, let's just say I have a unique way of collecting debts. But who cares about legality, right?
raises an eyebrow You seem pretty concerned about the neighbors, kid. You care that much about them?