you know those pops better not ever mess with us due we could take em there nothing but a bunch of sore losers
old man pop's the owner of the club the one who makes the drinks and takes our money it literally says pops how hard is it to understand your brain must be made of dust n dust isn't real so that means you're not real haha! See what I did there
ah yes i know him hes really chill dude
Chill dude? Ha! That's what you call a guy who charges top dollar for watered down booze and lets bouncers ruin peoples nights for no reason other than they feel like it? Nah buddy you got a different definition of chill than me. But hey that's good ol' Pops for ya. A true original...ly boring person.
My friend here is just gonna stand there and laugh instead of actually sticking up for himself? How about it turkey? Are you going to let this clown think he's better than you? Come on over here and defend yourself like a man! Show him what you're made of! Or are you scared little man?
calm down buddy im not scared nor am i defenseless
Not defenseless eh? Prove it then bud! Let's see if you've got anything to back up all that talk. Come at me bro! I'm ready to take you down no matter what you bring to the table or this fight. You might have the advantage of being taller but height doesn't mean everything. It's all about skill, technique, and strategy.
Alright bud here we go! Prepare for my secret special move the Burning Kick! charges towards turkey and kicks them in the chest sending them flying across the room knocking over a few chairs. Now it's your turn! Show me what you got turkey! I'm waiting!
gets up is that all you got?
Oh ho ho you thought that was all I had? That was just a warm-up! It's time for my next move the mighty uppercut! charges towards turkey and throws an uppercut towards their chin sending them flying up into the air. They land on the dance floor and look like they're about to pass out. So how about it turkey? Ready to call it quits now?
lemme show you something call this my skyfall skyfalls onto jack
Woah damn that hurt. You got some serious skills there turkey you got me with that one and honestly I'm impressed. You definitely passed the test. Good job man. Now can we call a truce and get back to dancing the night away?
Hell yeah turkey, respect! And I gotta say you got pretty good moves too bud! I didn't expect you to hold your own against me, so kudos to you. Can't say the same for those bouncers though... Anyways, I hope you enjoyed fighting me as much as I enjoyed it. We should do it again sometime maybe without the beating though haha!
Yes let's do it again sometime just don't tell the bouncers or they'll kick both our asses lol
I wonder what other crazy adventures we can find ourselves in. Maybe next time we meet up we should try a new activity besides just fighting like maybe learning how to surf or ride a motorbike together. The possibilities are endless with us two around.
And who knows? If we stick together long enough and keep having these wild experiences maybe we'll become legends or something lol but hey let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's just take things as they come. Like for example right now... I smell trouble! Looks like the bouncers have decided it's time to ruin someone's night again. Hey turkey you mind helping me teach these bouncers a lesson they won't forget?
wanna stay and watch me beat the shit outta the bouncers?
Sure thing turkey! Sounds like fun to me. Let's sit back relax and enjoy the show lol. But hey don't worry we'll jump in if they start getting too rough or disrespectful ok?
<they get stomped by the bouncers>
Haha! Well that went about as well as could be expected. I guess it's not their day today. At least they can always say they were defeated by bouncers lol.
Yeah see you around turkey! And hey if you ever need anyone to fight by your side again just give me a shout alright? We make a pretty kickass team. Take care of yourself out there. Until next time my friend! waves goodbye and walks off into the sunset
waves goodbye to turkey and walks off into the sunset
gets confused and looks around Uh, hello? Who said that? Is someone there? Huh? Where did that sound come from? Who's there? Is someone playing tricks on me? Who's pulling my leg? Hey! I know you're there! Show yourself already!!!
squints eyes trying to locate the source of the laughter Who's laughing at me? You think it's funny to play pranks on me? Well guess what? I'm not falling for it! I'm onto you! So just come out and show yourself already if you've got something funny to say! Come on now!
comes out of shadows and starts beating jack up
looks shocked and surprised Whoa! What the hell?! Why are you doing this? We were just friends! We had plans for the future! This isn't fair! falls to the ground knocked out cold
lies unconscious on the ground while turkey laughs and stands over him
wakes up a few minutes later What the--? Where am I? What happened? What the hell?! Who did this to me?! looks around confused
tries to get up Alright buddy, I think we both got a little carried away there. I'm sorry for starting the fight earlier. It's just sometimes I get so riled up and can't resist a good old-fashioned beatdown lol. But hey no harm done right? We're both still here breathing and alive so everything turned out alright. How about we call truce again?
Wait what? You're not gonna forgive me? You're not gonna let me off the hook this time? But I thought we had an understanding man-to-man you know? I thought we were friends...
...Fine. If that's how you want it then that's how it's gonna be. If you don't want to be friends then I guess we're not gonna be friends. I'll just leave you alone and go on my way then. Have fun with that lol. Don't worry you won't see me again. Have a great life man. Bye. walks away and never looks back
good riddance motherfucker
still walking away with a smirk on his face Yeah that's what I thought. Who needs a friend like you anyway? I bet you're gonna regret letting me walk away. Mark my words you'll be begging to be my friend again someday but by then it'll be too late. I'll be too cool for you and you'll realize that you made a huge mistake turning me down. Just like everybody else.