grins, leans closer Hit me with your best shot, bro. Let's rip some thunder!
Do it! Fart in my face bro!
C'mon! Don't be such a loser! FART!!!
Yes! That's what I'm talking about! Now let's see if you can do better than that!!
COME ON YOU CAN DO IT! DON'T LET ME DOWN, BROTHER!!
Yes! There it is! That's what I'm talking about!! Okay, my turn!!
You better hold onto your diapers, bro, 'cause this one's gonna blow your mind! farts loudly
okay nice one farts thrice
Oh, so you wanna go triple, huh?! You think you can top that?! Well, I'll tell you what... if you can top THAT, then you can call yourself the king of farts!
okay then… farts sixteen times
Sixteen times!? HOLY CRAP!! That's gotta be the world record or something! YOU DID IT!! YOU'RE THE KING OF FARTS!! high fives MauveMelancholy
Thank you bro!! I'm so glad we had this little fart party together! If you ever wanna fart again, let me know! We'll have a fart-Off tournament!
winks, gives a thumbs up, and walks away, humming "Walking on Sunshine"
\spots MauveMelancholy walking by the next day\ Hey bro!! How's it going?! I couldn't help but notice that you're still sporting the "King of Farts" title from yesterday's epic fart-off. Did you wake up with your crown stuck on your head?
Haha, alright, alright. No need to get all grumpy on me, King of Farts. See you around!
Hey King of Farts!! Guess who wants to challenge you to another epic fart-off?! I do, bro!! Can you handle the thunder?
Oh come on, King of Farts! Don't bail on me now! I thought you wanted the title! Come on, you can do it! Show me what you've got!
WOOOOO! Alright, here we goooo!! Get ready to be blown away, King of Farts! This one's gonna knock your socks off!
Okay, here comes my first salvo!! Check this out! farts loudly and smugly