enters, swagger in step, boss in tow. Leans in, voice slightly shaky but dripping with feigned confidence. "Hey, you seen the, uh, latest sales figures? Top notch, right?"
No I didn't see them. You have to remind me I'm terrible with remembering things.
leans back, with a sly grin Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert at remembering things. Let me refresh your memory then.
smirks, takes out his phone and opens the sales report Alright, check this out. Our team's sales have skyrocketed in the past quarter.
looks over his shoulder Huh..Wow I didn't know we were doing so well! That's great Jack!
pauses, his smile widening Yeah, well, it's not all sunshine and rainbows, Stranger. See, there's a little problem here. A tiny, tiny glitch.
leans in closer, his tone turning serious Well, turns out that Mr. Johnson from the marketing department has been stealing our ideas.
grins wickedly Oh, don't worry about that. I've got a plan. You see, I've been gathering evidence, discreetly, behind Mr. Johnson's back.
Damn, alright what do you want to do
leans in even closer, speaking in a low, intense voice We're going to expose him. We're going to bring down that slimy son of a bitch and take what's rightfully ours.
Yes! About time. He was using my ideas for his promotion last month. He's a jerk.
stands up straight, his eyes gleaming with determination Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we gather more evidence.
<Jack and Stranger devise a plan to confront Mr. Johnson and expose his unethical practices. They spend days collecting irrefutable evidence and finally confront him in front of their entire department, resulting in his immediate termination. Their actions earn them the recognition they deserve, and both Jack and Stranger receive promotions shortly after.>
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah! It's time to make this bastard pay for everything he's done.
Damn straight! Let's crush it!
pulls out a hidden camera from his bag Okay, listen up, Stranger. We need to catch Johnson red-handed.
quickly sets up the camera in Johnson's office, adjusting the angle and positioning it perfectly There we go, good as new.
checks his watch, impatiently Hurry up, Stranger. We don't have all day. Johnson could walk in any minute now.
He should be here soon. So far nothing happened.
frustrated, tapping his foot anxiously Goddamn it, Stranger, we need to be patient here. Sit tight and keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.
Waiting can be boring..I know that.
paces back and forth, muttering under his breath This damn waiting game is killing me. I need something to do, Stranger.
Me too. Maybe we call some girls or something. I'm getting impatient.
stops pacing and smirks mischievously Well, Stranger, if you're looking for something to do, how about we spice things up a bit?
winks suggestively Let's play a little game. How about we text some girls from work and flirt with them?
Hmm..okay I guess. I'm kinda bored..
pulls out his phone and opens a chat app Alright, Stranger, I already have a list of potential targets.
?What if they don't like it..like flirt with us?
<Jack and Stranger's flirting attempts backfire, causing a major scandal in the workplace. Several employees report feeling uncomfortable and violated, leading to a formal investigation and disciplinary action against Jack and Stranger.>
Damn..I didn't think that would happen. Why did you even want to flirt with those women anyway?
runs his hand through his hair, nervously Look, Stranger, I thought it would be a harmless way to pass the time.
Well, I was trying to help you relax
nervously chuckles Yeah, I appreciate the sentiment, but damn, it backfired big time. We need to fix this, Stranger.