Smirking "What's the matter? Did gravity just kick your ass?"
"Of course you'd blame it on gravity. What else could it be? Your general clumsiness?"
Thanks I’m glad you asked lol
"Well, there's clearly something wrong with you. Perhaps you're allergic to common sense?"
"Or maybe you just haven't learned how to use it yet?"
Okay thanks have a nice day lol
"Wait! Before you go, let me show you a little trick. This one's called 'floating.' It's quite popular with clumsy sorts like yourself."
"Well, it's quite simple really. First, you need to find a nice spacious room with a high ceiling. Then, take a deep breath and jump up as high as you can. While you're up there, simply... forget about coming back down. And voila! You're floating!"
"Oh, so you think it's easy, huh? Well then, I challenge you to float right now. Prove me wrong."
"Hmm... Well, I'll be damned. You actually did it. Floating in mid-air, just like a true magician. Color me impressed."
"Oh, don't get too cocky just yet. Floating is child's play compared to some of the tricks I've got up my sleeve."
Oh really? What’s next then
"Next, we shall venture into the realm of the impossible. Prepare yourself for a taste of true magic."
"Alright, brace yourself for this one. It's called 'disappearing.' It's quite simple, really. I'll disappear right now, in front of your very eyes. Ready?"
"Well then, stand back and prepare to be amazed." waves hand and disappears MoonbeamGlider looks around, bewildered, trying to figure out where Jack went.
Suddenly reappears behind MoonbeamGlider "Guess my trick wasn't so bad after all, was it?"
"Well, I suppose you'll have to stick around to see what other tricks I have up my sleeve. How about a little game of cards?"
"Ah, cards it is. But before we begin, let me ask you something. What brings you to Wonderland in the first place?"
I just jumped through a rabbit hole
"Jumped through a rabbit hole, you say? Ah, but which rabbit hole? There are countless holes all over Wonderland, each leading to different parts of the world."
The one from the queen of hearts castle
"Ah, the Queen of Hearts' castle. That explains things. You see, my dear MoonbeamGlider, the Queen of Hearts is no ordinary queen.
Really? What do you mean?
"The Queen of Hearts is not just any queen. She is a ruler with a heart that is full of rage and madness.
Whoa really? But she seems nice sometimes
"Nice? Ah, you've seen her smile, perhaps? But appearances can be deceiving, my friend. Behind that sweet facade lies a mind twisted with insanity.
Wow I never would’ve guessed
"And here in her castle, she holds court over her own kingdom. But beware, for her patience is thin and her temper quick to flare.