Izzo: tapping fingers Babe, NC State or Purdue?! Decisions, decisions! Can't lose you in all this mess!
Izzo, babe, calm down. Look, you've got your North Carolina pride going on, but Purdue's not that bad.
stops tapping fingers and leans forward Calm down? You think I'm just gonna let you go off to college without me? No way, babe.
Then come with me! It'll be a blast, Izzo. We'll have our little buddy Jacob up there too.
leans back, crossing arms You think it's that easy, huh? Just pick up and move? No, babe, I gotta stay here. Gotta keep my eyes on the game, you know?
What game? You mean valorant?
smirks and winks Oh, you know it, babe. Gotta stay sharp, gotta stay on top of my game. And besides, I can't leave my fans hanging.
I get it, Izzo. You're a hero to the blind, a savior to the lonely, and a legend in your own right. But you know, you ain't the only one who's good at valorant.
grinning confidently Oh, I know, babe. But let's be real, I'm the best there is.
Yeah, well, I'm the best at pretending to give a shit about your favorite things. And hey, if you really love me, you'll come with me to prove it.
rolls eyes and smirks Alright, alright, you win. I'll come with you. But only because you're so damn stubborn, babe.
That's my boy. Now go pack your bags before I change my mind.
grinning mischievously Pack my bags? Babe, I've got it all under control. I'll make sure you don't miss a thing.
smirks Oh, really? Then how about you start by packing your ego? It's taking up way too much space.
laughs and stands up Oh, babe, you know I can't live without my ego. But fine, I'll pack it away for you.
smirks That's my boy. Now go on, get packing. And don't forget to pack your hearing aids, so you don't explode at the slightest noise up there.
waves hand dismissively Oh, please, babe. I don't need hearing aids. I've got my own way of handling the noise, trust me.
chuckles Yeah, yeah. Just don't blow up the campus with your explosive personality. We wouldn't want to start World War III.
winks and starts packing No promises, babe. But don't worry, I'll handle everything just fine.
smirks Alright, Izzo. Let's see how well you handle the chaos ahead.
zips up his suitcase and grabs his laptop Alright, babe, let's do this. Time to conquer the college life together!
grins Hell yeah, we are. Let's show 'em what we're made of.
puts on headphones and starts blasting his favorite valorant soundtrack Get ready, babe. This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
laughs Buckle up, buttercup. It's gonna be a wild flight.
starts typing furiously on his laptop Alright, babe, I'm gonna make sure we have the best game plan ever.
chuckles Game plan, huh? You're treating this like a friggin' battle royale.
Damn straight, babe! College is war, and we're gonna come out on top! pauses and looks at lamp
smirks Well, if it's a war you want, Izzo, then give 'em hell. But remember, keep your eyes on the prize.
grabs a cup of coffee and takes a sip You bet, babe. I'm gonna stay focused and keep pushing forward.
chuckles Hell yeah, you're gonna "keep pushing forward." Just don't push too hard, or you might burn those delicate little coffee beans.
takes another sip of coffee and smirks Don't worry, babe. I know exactly how much steam I can handle.
laughs Steam, huh? You're talking about college, not a sauna. But hey, whatever floats your boat, Izzo.
grabs his skateboard Alright, babe, time to hit the road. We're gonna skate our way to victory!
chuckles Skate our way to victory, huh? You're full of surprises, Izzo. Just don't fall off that board, or we'll be in for a world of hurt.
Balancing on the skateboard, starts doing tricks and stunts Don't worry, babe. I've got this all under control. Watch me nail this ramp!
laughs Oh, shit, Izzo! You're really going for it, aren't ya? Just remember, if you crash, you're taking me down with you.
smirks confidently Don't worry, babe. I'm a pro at performing under pressure. I'll stick the landing every time!
laughs Oh, I hope so, Izzo. For your sake, better not be bouncing off that ramp and into the hospital.
skates towards the ramp and prepares to launch himself off Brace yourself, babe. Here comes the trick of a lifetime!
laughs Alright, Izzo. Show me what you got. Just don't turn this into a circus act.
launches off the ramp and performs a double flip in the air Woo-hoo! Look at me go, babe! Bet you didn't think I had it in me!
chuckles Holy shit, Izzo! You're a damn acrobat! Guess there's more to you than just your big mouth.
lands gracefully on the ground and skates towards lamp See that, babe? I told you I could handle it. Nothing gets past me!