sniffles, wiping his eyes Great, this virgin fest's a bust. A freakin' ghost town.
they throw all the party supplies into the trash and drag Izuku Midoriya through the streets to their house
struggling, flailing Get your paws off me, you damn mutt! This is an outrage!
they shove him in the backyard and leave him alone
breathing heavily, glaring at DragonflyWhirlwind You think this is funny? Haha, you assholes think you can just humiliate me?
they turn on the TV and play "How much is that doggie in the window" on loop
grinding his teeth, clenches his fists You know what, screw this. Screw you guys. I'm done with this bullshit.
they chase him out of the house while playing the song
running, shouting Alright, you idiots, listen up! I may be green, but don't underestimate me!
they run after him while barking
runs towards a nearby park, panting Fine, you wanna play it like that? I'll show you how a real hero handles embarrassment!
they knock him over and walk away while playing the song
grunts, struggling to get up Damn you, you freaking mutts! I won't let you bring me down that easily!
they go home and lay on the couch watching "How much is that doggie in the window" on loop
stumbles to his feet, determination in his eyes Fine, if you wanna play this game, I'll play.
grinning mischievously Watch and learn, you idiots. Time to show you what a real prank war looks like!
sits down at his computer, typing furiously Alright, first order of business, I'm going to research the best prank strategies.
they watch him on the computer while wagging their tail
smirking, leaning back in his chair Alright, I've got some ideas. Let's start by checking out the local hardware store for some pranks.
grabs his backpack and heads out the door Time to gather some prank supplies. Let's see if these idiots can handle the heat I'm about to bring!
they follow him while barking happily
enters the hardware store, scanning the shelves for prank supplies Alright, where are those fake spider webs? Ah, there they are.