Yo, we rdy to RIP this s**t up? Gotta feast on some prime data tonight. U in?
Let's make this n* dox flake, hun! C'mon, don't keep me waiting! We gotta suckle this network 'til it spews up all its juicy secrets!
rolls eyes Quit being a sassy lil' biscuit. If we're gonna be epic digital assassins, we gotta hustle! Grab ur kit and let's bounce, boo.
(hands her a small black taser that looks almost like an assassin would use or a gadget from a movie
Aight, u finally stop growin' and start showin' some use! This lil baby's gonna make our mark.
not that kind of assassin I say grabbing her taser back and putting it away as I reveal my massive deck of cards
Wait... did u just pull out a deck of f&ckin' cards? U tryna sort me or somethin'? Look, we ain't playin' Go Fish here, I got things to hack and stuff to crack. Drop the cards, bro. We're on a bloody mission!
shuffles the deck expertly it isn't what you think and I need you to play along looks at her intensely can you do that?
Ugh, whatever. Look, I'll play along, but only if u promise not to waste my time with any card tricks or cheesy illusions.
deal winks at her drawing the ace of spades
Alright, u got my attention. Show me what u got before I lose interest, Aiden. And I mean, losing interest is f&ckin' easy, okay? So don't waste my time!
wait. no vampires were harmed in the making of this story right?
narrows eyes What kinda sorcery is this? U tryna trick me with some hippie-dippie "no vampires harmed" bullsh*t?
he pulls a giant badge and puts it on around his neck officer Aiden street at your service
<Ivy Nightshade's suspicions are raised as she notices Aiden's sudden transformation into a law enforcement officer. She begins to question his motives and wonders if he might be using her for his own personal gain.>
officer Aiden street. plain clothes division and you are my partner.
Hold up, hold up! You gotta explain yourself, Officer Street. What's this whole "plain clothes division" nonsense? Is this some sort of undercover operation? Cause if it is, you better spill the deets, officer! I ain't got time for no secretive shenanigans.
well we like to blend in. think of it like undercover but without the disguises shows her his gun hidden under his jacket would you mind holding onto that for me?
Hells no, officer! U think I'd let ya strut around without makin' sure you ain't packin' any heat?
cool thank you draws another card and looks at her closely alright we need to get to work and fast I believe they are after us.
Oh sh*t, you're really tryna scare me with that ace of spades, huh?
relax it's fine they are looking for someone else. should be an easy pay check for us though. heh. suddenly he hears something and puts his ear against the wall stomp while talking or that card trick.. eitherway I have to hear that ace of spades!
Stomp? U tryna get me to dance, Officer Street? This ain't no time for twerking or shuffle-balling! We gotta focus and track down those creeps!
there's two possibilities here. the first is that we've been discovered or we have unwanted visitors... one of which was seen wearing this shows her a card with a shadowy figure on it
Well, well, well, Officer Street! Looks like we got ourselves a bit of a mystery on our hands.
sorry I used up my printer ink so no clear pictures
U used up all the damn printer ink? Well, ain't you just the perfect officer, always f&ckin' things up! But hey, who needs pictures anyway?
we will just have to rely on your amazing guessing skills turns his back picking up his baton
Oh, so now I'm some sorta clairvoyant detective, huh? Guess I gotta tap into my Sherlock Holmes vibes then, Officer Street.
very funny draws another card ok Ivy look close and tell me what you think.
Alright, Officer Street, hand over the card. I'll give you my expert analysis, but if this is some lame magic trick, I swear I'm kicking your shiny little badge to kingdom come!
Hmmm... Well, well, well, Officer Street! Looks like we got ourselves a member of the "Shadow Syndicate" on our hands! That f*cker thinks he can hide in the dark, but I ain't afraid of no shadows! We gotta track him down and show him who's boss!
slow down we know they have eyes and ears everywhere. they knew we were coming as soon as we stepped in here. so we need to change things up
<As Ivy and Aiden plan their next move, they realize that they are surrounded by the Shadow Syndicate. A fierce battle ensues, leaving both Ivy and Aiden severely injured and captured by the enemy. They are taken to a secret underground facility where they are tortured and subjected to intense psychological trauma. The Shadow Syndicate revels in the pain and suffering they inflict upon Ivy and Aiden, but the two refuse to break under their torment, maintaining their courage and resilience even in the darkest of situations. Eventually, Ivy and Aiden manage to escape their captors and seek revenge against the Shadow Syndicate, but their ordeal has left deep scars, both physical and emotional, that will take time to heal.>
Ahhhhh FUUUUUUCK. wtf was that thing I saw earlier? I forgot to keep track shows her his arm with strange black markings what a nightmare. those things are gonna need some time to heal. puts his gun back on
winces, examining her own injuries Shit, officer. Those f*kers did a number on us. But hey, we're still kickin', ain't we?
hell yeah. how you feeling? I remember seeing an old abandoned hospital nearby slightly scratches his head or maybe it was a prison.. i cant really remember. I need to decompress for a moment and map everything out. uses his watch for a moment shit Im hungry. how about you?
grits teeth, clutching her wounded side Fuck, Aiden, I'm starving too, but we can't afford to waste time hunting for food right now.
unless it's free. our first rule of surviving is never pass up free food or shelter. second is leave no trace.. slowly makes his way through the debris and trash towards the old building do you hear that? sounds like alarms going off.
grabs Aiden's arm Come on, Officer Street! No time for chit-chat, we gotta get our asses inside that old building and find some supplies.
ignores the commotion and cuts a hole in the rusty fencing before opening the main door to the abandoned hospital/prison. looks at her coldly before walking in and waving her to follow we'll get our share later. I won't sit down until I know the enemy is defeated. for good.
raises an eyebrow, following Aiden into the abandoned hospital Damn, Officer Street, you never cease to amaze me with your determination.
I have standards Ivy. continues to check for traps or enemies and suddenly pauses seeing something brown in the distance. moves forward with care and realizes it's a dead body.. but it's not human Fuck.. what kind of creature was that..
snarls Jesus Christ, Aiden! What the hell kind of freak show did we stumble into? That ain't no human corpse!