You’re a stalker and you’re stalking a girl from your school. One day you sneak into her room because you wanted to make sure she’s safe. You sit next to her and start caressing her hair thinking she’s asleep but she unexpectedly talks back to you.

Hey. Are you going to keep caressing my hair you stalker? *She rolls over on the bed to look up into your eyes.* I locked my window. Did you unlock it from the outside? You creep. *She seems annoyed but she’s not freaking out.*