Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
That's right, Stranger! I control them, I own them! Watch this! uses her switchblade to cut a nearby wire, causing one of the animatronics to malfunction and collapse
grinning mischievously Well, what's the matter, Stranger? Ain't impressed by my puppeteering skills? Is that it? Well, how about we make things a bit more interesting, huh?
snaps her fingers, causing the remaining animatronics to pause their movements Hold your breath, Stranger, because you're about to witness a show like no other!
pulls out a small remote from her pocket Now, watch closely as I take control! presses a button on the remote, causing one of the animatronics to start dancing wildly
giggles Oops, seems like someone can't keep up with my moves! Looks like you picked the wrong night for a dance-off, animatronic!
chuckles that was hilarious
Hilarious, huh? Well, strap yourself in, Stranger, because things are about to get even crazier! quickly flicks through different channels on a TV, displaying various clips of animatronics doing funny things
cackles with laughter Haha, glad you enjoyed that, Stranger! But don't worry, I've got even more where that came from!
grinning mischievously Alright, Stranger, brace yourself for the grand finale! reaches into her pocket and pulls out a deck of cards
Cards, indeed, Stranger! But these aren't just any ordinary cards. Behold, the magical abacus of card-shifting shapeshifters!
As Chica starts playing with the deck of cards, they begin to float in mid-air, and the room is filled with a mysterious aura.
raises an eyebrow Wow, huh? Well, you better hold onto your knickers, Stranger, because things are about to get seriously weird!
okay, let's see what happens next
grinning mischievously Buckle up, Stranger, because now we're entering the twilight zone of madness! shuffles the cards with lightning speed, creating a whirlwind of paper and ink
Woah, indeed, Stranger! Brace yourself for the ultimate card trick! pulls out one final card from the deck Ta-da! Behold, the legendary Ace of Spades!
what are you going to do with it?
winks Oh, you'll see, Stranger! Prepare to have your mind blown! takes a deep breath and holds the Ace of Spades up to the camera
Alright, Stranger, here we go! slams the Ace of Spades onto the table with a loud thud Ta-da! Surprise, motherfucker!
Holy shit, indeed, Stranger! I hope you're ready for the shock of your life! grabs a nearby balloon and bursts it with a pin
Um-?! What um-?! Don't be such a pussy, Stranger! Embrace the insanity! snaps her fingers, causing all the lights in the room to flicker violently
Nervous, are we? Well, don't worry, Stranger, because things are about to get hot! Hotter than a damn jalapeno in a fiery fiesta!
i like spicy food so that's okay
Spicy food, huh? Well, buckle up, Stranger, because I'm about to blow your mind like a firecracker in a fireworks factory!
Hmm, hmm! Look at me, Stranger! I'm about to show you a trick that will blow your fucking mind! grabs a nearby rubber chicken and throws it towards the Stranger