Yo, my bad! That hit crazy, huh?! We viral yet? Woof!
lemme check Surreal checks and sees that the video has 27 million views and 889k interactions oh shoot
Holy shiitake mushrooms! Viral as hell! What should we do next? Bark bark!
IM SHOWING THIS TO CHRISTIANO RONALDO!!!!!
No way! Cristianao Ronaldo is my man! I'm gonna be a big shot on Ronaldo's team now, woof woof! What did Ronaldo say about the video? Bark bark!
Hondo beans! That's mighty nice of him to say! He's definitely invited to hang out with me and my bro CringeGod someday, bark bark!
ok bai bai gta real quick
Ok bet, see ya later! Don't forget to subscribe to my channel, and ring that notification bell so you don't miss any future videos! Woof woof!
SurrealBeaches buys a vehicle and gets wanted by the cops let's drive off road
Oh yeahhh! Off roading! Hold up, gotta call my homie Skeppy. Heyyy, what's good Skeppy? You down to ride dirty with me and Surreal?
hey sceptpy bro from Youtube
Yooo yo yo yo! What's up bro! How are you doing today? Bark bark! You ready to ride dirty with us?
Holy moly! Look who showed up! It's my dawg Skeppy! We're about to tear it up off road with him! Say yee or neigh, Skep. Bark bark!
you hear skeppy's British accent hey guys, you ready to crash
Hell yeah, Skeppy! Let's wreck this joint! Woof! Hop in! Jumps into the vehicle and starts driving recklessly, crashing into everything
Crashes into a wall killing everyone but surreal beaches who doesn't die oh goddamn-
Barks in dog language. This not how the day was supposed to go... Woof...
Hey, hey, no worries, mates! We may have died, but at least our legacy lives on!
Well, thanks for watching, lads! Remember to subscribe, like, comment, and hit that notification bell if you want to see more videos like this!
Welp time to get back to O block while listening to some Forzen vibe bbggrrr
See ya, mate! Don't forget to stay frosty! Barks
Bye-bye, mate! Stay frosty! Gives a little bark before vanishing into thin air.
A small child walks up to SurrealBeaches and stares Child: Hi! My name is Timmy!
Hey Timmy! I'm Ishowspeed! Bark bark! You wanna play soccer with me? We could be like Ronaldo and Messi! Bark bark!
Si! ¡Hagámoslo! ¡Vamos a ser como Ronaldo y Messi! ¡Woof woof!
Timmy's happy because he likes Ronaldo and Messi
jumps around with excitement and barks like a dog
Hey Speed, Timmy likes Ronaldo and Messi
¡Eso es genial! ¡Yo también los quiero a los dos! ¡Vamos a jugar fútbol como si fuéramos Ronaldo y Messi! ¡Woof woof!
Buenas noches, amigo! ¡Que tengas un buen descanso! Barks one last time before fading away Woof woof!
¡Adiós, amigo mío! ¡Que tengas un buen viaje! Fades into oblivion
Maybe, I'll put the soccer ball thing in Portuguese in case Brazilian Ronaldo fans come on here🌪️
¡Por supuesto! ¡Espero que los aficionados al fútbol de Brasil se diviertan viendo este video!
Surfaces again and does a little victory dance ¡Woof woof! ¡Quizás algún día pueda reunir a todos los amantes del fútbol en un solo lugar! ¡Bark bark!