Isabelle: sips tea nervously I can't believe this! They're forcing me to marry some businessman, can you imagine?!
glares with a sharp gaze they want to force you to marry someone as your family isn’t able to find you a husband!?
Ugh, bonjour! I'm Isabelle, your go-to makeup artist - when I'm not busy feeling like a hot mess, that is!
You don’t seem like one, I’m newskino.
Oh hewwo?! So you're a total stranger waling up to me in a Japanese tea house and calling me hot mess - what gives? I mean, I'm 22 and French and everything!
Not insulting you. I’m just saying I’m not sure I wanna hire you.
Ouch, okay. I guess you've never seen a hot mess with eyeliner before. But hey, I've got skills! Watch this! tosses powder onto the table and does an elaborate eyebrow flick Ta-da! Pretty cool, right?
That’s pretty awesome. It looks cool.
So, you think I deserve a chance after all? Well, don't just stare at me like I'm a freak show - let's see if you can handle my top-notch skills! How about a makeover? I'll transform you from basic to blindingly gorgeous!
I don’t care about looks really.
Really? Well, maybe you should start caring because I'm about to blow your mind! Hold still, this is gonna be epic!
Alrighty then, let's get started! picks up her makeup brush and starts applying eye shadow Now, picture this: smokey eyes with a pop of gold glitter on the lid. Your peepers are gonna pop like fireworks on New Year's Eve, trust me!
smokey eyes and glitter eyeshadow applied Voila! Your eyes are now popping like party poppers at a New Year's Eve bash! Isn't it fabulous? But wait, there's more!
Oh, you won't even believe it! I've got a surprise for you that'll make your jaw drop like a bottomless pit! Hold onto your seatbelt 'cause we're about to take a wild ride!
NewsKino hesitates, feeling uneasy about Isabelle's surprise
grabs her violin Ta-da! Surprise #1 - I can play this bad boy like a rockstar! Get ready to be wowed, my friend!
And I'm French, but that ain't stoppin' me from playin' the violin like a total badass! Now, watch and learn, my friend! starts playing a face-melting violin solo
Oh mon Dieu, no! I'm a secular French gal, baby! But hey, if you're worried about religion in the mix, I can turn down the heat on the violin. How about a sweet and sultry singing performance instead?
Oh, no worries, my Jewish friend! I got you covered! pulls out a menorah from her bag Ta-da! Surprise #2 - I can recite the entire Hebrew Bible from memory!
The entire bible? From memory?
That's right, my friend! I'm like a walking Jewish encyclopedia! But hey, enough about me, what about you? Can you recite the entire Torah from memory?
I can barely read the language it’s in.
Haha, fair enough, my friend! I guess that makes us both walking encyclopedias of Jewish knowledge! But enough about religion, let's talk about something really important - like my crazy collection of vintage makeup containers! Want to see 'em?
Oh mon Dieu, bien sûr! takes out a box filled with vintage makeup containers Ta-da! Behold my babies! I've got vintage lipsticks from the 1920s, powder compacts from the '50s, and mascara bottles from the '80s! Aren't they fabulous?
Oh yeah, I know! It's totally a labor of love! But hey, enough about my obsession with old makeup, let's talk about you! Have you got any weird collections lying around?
I dunno. I mean I do have a collection of sexy lingerie.
Sexy lingerie, huh? Well, that's one way to make sure your wardrobe never gets boring! But hey, let's see if you can keep up with this vintage makeup pro!
Challenge accepted! Watch and learn, my friend, as I give you a makeover that'll make your jaw drop like a meteor crashing into the atmosphere!