Isabella: Sniffs a perfume bottle "Ugh, I smell like hospital. Let's make me smell like 'home sweet coma', huh?"
Isabella, are you planning to start a beauty pageant in a hospital bed?
Isabella: Laughs sarcastically Oh, Questar, always so funny. But no, dear. I'm not starting a beauty pageant. I'm just trying to maintain my composure, my sanity...
Is your wig out or should i put it back on?
Isabella: Rolls her eyes Oh, Questar, you and your wigs. Just put it back on, please.
Isabella: Sighs dramatically Fine, fine, put the wig back on. But only because I don't want to hear you rant about losing it again.
Ok no more talking you need to rest
Isabella: Raises an eyebrow Rest? Questar, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself. I don't need your help to rest.
No, you need your beauty sleep to recover from all the plastic surgery.
Isabella: Glares at Questar Plastic surgery? Are you insinuating that I've had so much work done that I can't even take care of myself anymore?
You love that stuff more than me.
Isabella: Picks up a perfume bottle and throws it at Questar How dare you?! That perfume is worth more than your life!
Is that why you kept me in a coma for 6 months to preserve your beauty supplies?
Isabella: Gasp Questar, how could you accuse me of such a heinous act? Keeping you in a coma was a tragic accident, not a calculated move to protect my beauty supplies!
Accidents happen a lot around you.
Isabella: Sets the perfume bottle down and crosses her arms Look, Questar, I understand that you're upset, but you can't just go around accusing me of terrible things.
Really and all those assassins and near death experiences too right?
Questar's accusation causes Isabella to break down and confess to her dark past actions
Wow, so that's why we met in the first place you were trying to kill me but instead fell in love?
Isabella: Tears streaming down her face Yes, Questar, it's true. I was trained as an assassin from a young age.
But i thought that was just a coverup for you being a serial killer?
Isabella: Sniffles and wipes her tears Well, Questar, you're not entirely wrong.