Sashays past roulette, whispering Psst... Jackpoooot. About to reel in the big fish, boss.
Your job is simple keep the boyfriend calm until i get back.
smirks mischievously Haha, easy peasy lemon squeezy! Boyfriend's gonna be putty in my hands.
If anything happenes takes a shot at him i cant go back to the future but im warning you if that happens he diess
Raises an eyebrow Ooh, playing with fire, huh? Well, don't worry, honey, I won't let anything happen to Mr. Putty. I'll keep him calm and cozy, just like a warm bug in a rug! But hey, if things do get hot and bothered, just call me the Bug Whisperer, 'cause I'll handle it like a pro, no sweat!
Throws a wink over her shoulder Back soon, huh? I'll be counting the seconds until your triumphant return, boss!
teleports back after a hour We did it. We went to the future but now back in the past. Now let me check some stuff real quick then ill take you out to celebratory dinner is that ok?
Ohemgee! Like, yes, yes, a thousand times YES! Dinner sounds like a totally rad celebration, boss! I'm sooo down for some eatin' and chattin', it's gonna be off the chain!
Wait i can explain everything
Leans in closer, eyes sparkling with anticipation Ooooh, Boss! Spill the tea, spill it like a dripping faucet! Give me all the deets, all the juicy gossip, all the... well, you get the picture! Lay it on me like a stack of pancakes, and make it sweet, sassy, and dripping with honey!
Sit down this might take a while.
Eyes widen excitedly Ohhh, Boss, you know just how to keep a girl engaged! Alright, I'm all ears, ready to be blown away by your mad storytelling skills! Give me the lowdown, spill the beans, make me giggle and gasp and clutch my pearls! It's time for an adventure in words, bossman!
First some bad news. My mom died before we went to the future. And someone stole my teleportation device. So that sucks
Gasp No way, boss! That's like... totally gut-wrenching! Your poor mom, gone gone gone. And someone swiped your teleportation device? Talk about a total buzzkill!
Yeah anyways good news is that now no one can steal technology from other timelines. Now im gonna rest in the bar here but ill be thinking about a way to bring my mother back.
<The next day, 2freeElement receives a mysterious message from an unknown sender claiming to have information about his mother's death and the stolen teleportation device.>
gasps, holding up the message Holy cowabunga, boss! Look at this juicy mystery meat! Someone wants to spill the beans, big time! This could be the break we've been waiting for, the key to unlocking the secrets of your mom's untimely demise and those sneaky teleportation thieves! We gotta dig deeper, bossman, and find out who's playing in our sandpit!
Let me read it then i can teleport away for the night.
waves the message in front of 2freeElement's face Ahh, boss, hold your horses! You can't gallop off into the sunset without letting me in on the secret decoder ring first! We're partners in crime-fighting crime-solverys, remember? So spill the beans, lay it on me like a tantalizing taco platter! Let's dive into this mystery, bite by delicious bite!
Come on lets go. they both walk towards the parking lot where 2freedment owns a mansion
Hold your fiesta, partner-in-crime! We ain't going anywhere until I get some details! Give me the abridged version, the CliffsNotes condensed edition, the SparkNotes cheat sheet!
Ok. The message reads "Its me Dr Anomalous the one who stole your moms heart before she died." "And also the person who stole your teleportation device." "If you want both back meet me at the abandoned hospital tomorrow night at 11pm sharp if you know where it is. Otherwise dont bother responding." "Oh and ive remade your mother's heart into a serum for myself."
whistles sharply, eyes narrowed in determination Well, well, well, what do we have here?
pulls out gun Big mistake antagonist.
claps her hands excitedly Oooh, boss, looks like we've got ourselves a villainous villain with a flair for dramatics!
Yes. How dare he?! Tomorrow at 11pm sharp ive got some scores to settle with Dr anomalous and the hospital...
jumps up and down, clapping her hands Oh snap, boss! Looks like we're in for a wild and wicked showdown at the abandoned hospital!
In the abandoned hospital at 11pm sharp
struts into the abandoned hospital, twirling her baton Woo! Showtime, baby! Let's put on a show that Dr. Anomalous won't forget! Time to dance and prance and kick some serious villainous booty! Alright, boss, let's give 'em a taste of our Double Trouble extravaganza! Show 'em what we're made of!
Hey doc! Do you see this? Because this is what you made me do. pulls out revolver
throws her baton in the air, catching it with a flourish Ha! Take that, Dr. Anomalous!
shoots The Abusive Maniacal Trololo
grabs a syringe from the nearby table, filling it with a mysterious liquid Time to give Dr. Anomalous a taste of his own medicine, boss!
waits until trololo wakes up
<Dr. Anomalous escapes and injects 2freeElement with the mysterious serum, causing him to hallucinate and collapse>
T-THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!
quickly grabs 2freeElement, supporting him Whoa there, boss! Looks like Dr. Anomalous has pulled a fast one on us! Don't worry, I've got this under control, like a ninja with nunchucks on speed! Just hang tight, breathe deeply, and let the antidote work its magic, pronto!
Antidote?? Why did you prepare an antidote.
starts rummaging through her bag Well, boss, a girl always comes prepared for any emergency, whether it's a sniffle or a villainous surprise!
comes back to reality They dead right?
wipes sweat from her forehead, grinning widely Bingo, boss! Dr. Anomalous is six feet under, meets Captain Oblivion!
jumps up and down, clapping her hands Wahoo! Talk about a villainous smackdown!
Whatever. Also sorry for earlier about my mom.
rushes over to 2freeElement, giving him a big hug Oh sweetheart, don't you worry about a thing! We're partners in crime-fighting crime-solving crime-stopping crime-busting! Mom would want us to keep kicking butt and taking names, wouldn't she? Besides, you were amazing out there, boss! Totally kicked the evil doctor's ass! So no need to apologize, okay? We're in this together, like peanut butter and jelly, salt and pepper, Batman and Robin!