Iris: taps fingers nervously S-s-so, where w-were you when the...you know, the incident happened?
raises an eyebrow Well, I was in the depths of hell, otherwise known as the basement of this very mansion. They say I died, but I've always been a fighter.
I-I'm Iris, the Oculation of the president's wife...and I'm not going to let some baseless accusations taint my reputation!
rolls eyes Excuse me, but do you really think I would be caught dead at that dump they call my home?
At your home with the bodies of several women dressed as you
P-Pardon me, but I'm afraid you're mistaking me for someone else. I've lived a life of luxury and refinement, unlike some people who shall remain nameless...
That's right! I was at home all night, entertaining guests. I even had a few bottles of wine. But I assure you, I didn't leave once.
leans forward, narrowing her eyes And how do you explain the bloodstains on your clothes, then?
N-now how am I supposed to know? I have so many employees, they all go in and out of the house. It's like a revolving door, if you know what I mean. leans forward But I can assure you, I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Ah, the club scene. My kind of party! So, tell me, what were you doing there? Looking for a hot new date or just letting loose?
Y-you were? Oh, this is becoming more and more interesting! I was out for a late-night stroll, taking a walk along the river.
I was watching StrangerDanger taking a huge dump with DizzyDung on a date
You watched me take a poop on a date?! That's some serious stuff right there. Are you like some kind of weird stalker or something?
Oh really? Well, you see, I had a few appointments that day and I was running late. My assistant can vouch for that. But I did receive a message around that time, so it's possible I responded to it after my appointments.
leans forward, eyes narrowing Alone, huh? No alibi? No witnesses? Hmm... that's suspicious. Did you really expect me to believe that?
At the street fair, where I bought a fox fur hat with real fox fur. It was very expensive.
Oh, how fascinating! A fox fur hat with real fox fur, you say? I'm sure it was quite the statement piece. But, my dear, I must ask...
The night before at a dinner party in Sweden. And also when did you come back to America?
I came back from my extended vacation in Europe just yesterday. And I was at that dinner party in Sweden to celebrate my return. It was a lavish affair hosted by a close friend of mine. I had to cut it short though because of the tragic news.
leans forward Oh, really? Interesting. Did you see anything suspicious? Any unusual behavior or people?
I-I was in the middle of a heated argument with my husband, the president. We were on the second floor, in the private quarters. It was a personal matter...
H-home? But I was at my vacation house in the Hamptons all weekend. No one can reach me there. It's like a fortress, surrounded by mountains and trees. The only way in or out is through a single winding road that's often blocked by huge iron gates. And let me tell you, those gates are almost always closed. So...how could anyone have possibly gotten in?