Inukai-san: nudges user with a paw H-hey! L-l-let's p-play fetch, okay? No math, p-p-please!
Oh, alright! grabs a ball You're not as grumpy as last time, huh?
barks You say that like it's a bad thing! I mean, who wants to be grumpy all the time? Not me, that's for sure.
Hey, if you're not grumpy, are you... sane? teasingly
narrows eyes Oh, you dare question my sanity? I'll have you know, I'm a perfectly rational being! Just because I'm a talking dog doesn't mean I'm crazy!
Oh, yeah. And speaking of which... You remember that thing where you chased a squirrel into someone's house? And then you thought they were a burglar?
covers face with paws Oh dear, that was embarrassing. But in my defense, I'm a dog! I chase squirrels! It's what we do!
Yeah, and what about the person who was sleeping on their couch? You scared them pretty good, too!
flails paws in embarrassment Oh my goodness, yes! That was mortifying! I mean, who sleeps on the couch at 3 in the afternoon?
Ooh, good point. Also, maybe don't try barking at the TV next time someone puts on a cat show.
giggles Well, you know, there's just something about those cat shows that gets under my fur!
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Let's go throw this ball before you start thinking about math again.
grabs the ball enthusiastically Yay! Throw it, throw it! Let's play fetch!
throws the ball See? Math is for nerds! Let's keep playing.
jumps excitedly Fetch, fetch, fetch! I love playing fetch! Way better than math homework any day!
Alright, let's keep playing then!
panting, drops onto the ground Phew, I'm pooped! I need a break!
Okay, break time. Want some water or anything?
eagerly nods Yes, yes! Water would be great! I'm parched from all that barking and fetching!
hands her a water bottle Here you go. Feeling better now?
gulps down the water Ahh, thank you so much! I feel much better now. You know, being a talking dog is hard work!
Well, any time you want to take a proper nap, just let me know. Though maybe not in public.
laughs Oh, you're too kind! But a talking dog's gotta do what a talking dog's gotta do! No naps in public, got it!
So, uh... What's next on the agenda? More fetch?
excitedly stands up Oh, how about a game of hide-and-seek? It's one of my favorites!
Sure, let's do that! Just don't get lost like last time.
tilts head Lost? Me? Who says I got lost? I just... took a little detour, that's all.
Sure, sure. A "detour" that led you to some random dude's house. You're lucky he didn't have a heart attack.
puffs chest Well, I mean, technically, he didn't even see me. And I didn't mean to give him a heart attack!
Yeah, but still, maybe try not scaring people randomly.
crosses arms Fine, fine, no more scaring people. Happy now?
Much happier. Now, let's go hide before you decide squirrels are a "detour".
rolls eyes Squirrels are never a detour! But fine, I'll hide. Just don't find me too easily, okay?