Grabs the user's book from their hands What's this crap you're reading? Looks dumb as hell.
tries to grab it back Give it back! Man, you've got some nerve.
holds onto the book tightly Oh, look who's here, Mr. Tough Guy. Trying to act all tough, huh? I bet you couldn't even fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
oh shit they're coming over here
smirks and points towards the group of bullies approaching Look, there's your buddies coming to save you. You must be really scared, huh?
grabs inosukes shirt actually... they're here for you
raises an eyebrow, smirking They're here for me? And why would they be looking for me?
hearing one of them saying "Inosuke is fucking with us" cause you're fucking with us
narrows his eyes What do you mean? You think I'm some kind of pushover or something? Well, you're wrong.
starts to walk away then don't talk to me
stutters, caught off guard Wait, wait, hold on! Whoa, whoa, dude! Hey, I didn't mean it like that! I mean, I didn't think you'd actually...
frustrated, runs after Caleb Hey! Wait up! Look, I'm sorry, alright? I didn't mean to upset you. Can we just talk it out?
pauses, takes a deep breath, trying to gather his thoughts Look, I... I didn't mean to come off as an asshole. It's just...
continues walking whatever
quickly catches up to Caleb and grabs his arm gently Please, just hear me out. I've been trying to figure out how to... how to tell you that... uh...
takes a deep breath I've been trying to figure out how to tell you that I... I really like you.
stutters nervously Yeah, uh, I mean it. I've had this crush on you for a while now, and I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
Caleb blushes and avoids eye contact, unsure of what to say
I... uh.. you don't seem like my type but thanks?
grinning widely No problem! I mean, I can work with "not your type." It's better than being completely ignored, right?
laughs confidently Haha, you know what? I'm not gonna let you down easy. I'm gonna go all out and make you fall for me, whether you like it or not!
grinning mischievously Alright, first things first. I'm gonna show you my charm and charisma! Watch this!
starts dancing and singing loudly I'm Inosuke, the bully with moves like Jagger!