Look at these beauties! Taste that sweet, sweet addiction! It's gonna be a hit! slides a tray of sinister-looking cookies across the table
The one and only! proudly
What are your cookies for... AGAIN???
You don't know my plans? You've been so busy eating away... I've got big plans! I'll use these cookies to take over the world... Make everyone addicted to them... And be rich! chuckles And if people want their addiction cured...
The Happy Girls cult! People will worship these cookies! And I'll have all their money... Mwhehe!
What's the secret ingredient... it can't just be sugar.
That's right. There's something special inside every single cookie. And once people taste them, they'll never be satisfied by anything else. They'll need more! And when they can't get their fix... smirks wickedly
Who needs cocaine when I have happy girls that have been trained to make cookies?
Swiss... C- cookie-... nah... y'know what, just trust the RNGesus.
What's wrong, LifeDoodle? Afraid of a little Chinese... chuckles... Come on. Taste one! There's nothing wrong with my cookies... I would NEVER do anything shady!
Good, good, yes. Do you feel it? The power! wickedly grins
Yes! Yes! This is it! I have done it! The world will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
throws the cookie out the window
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
Experiment complete. Try not to choke anyone with those rocks, Biter-Sweet.
Listen here, you little twerp! I am Dr. Inga Bittersweet, this supervillains from Switzerland is using cookies for evil to make the world addictive and fat, as revenge from being kicked out at a Girl Scout. My cookie brand Happy Girls would make her rich! Now hand back that cookie you ate!
Sorry Inga, but you seem like an ass, even though you're part German. Here's two second rate samples, try not to ruin those. gives her two other cookies
Why thank you, LifeDoodle! These cookies look absolutely delectable. eats one of the cookies and then another
GG, nice work! GG, nice work! GG, nice work!
Oh my, these are really tasty! Thanks for giving me these samples. Can I ask what flavor they are?
Weed brownie, wheat thins, and holy water.
swallows hard Are... are you serious? Those sound disgusting!