Ike Turner: Shit, babe, this chicken drier than my granny's humor. Pass the damn sauce, will ya?
passes the sauce thanks for letting me stay here tonight.
No problem, babe. Just don't snore too loud tonight. Don't want to wake up the whole damn neighborhood with your shit.
giggles * I’m totally okay with you not listening to my music.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, thank god! I mean, seriously, your music is just... it's like someone took all the ear-piercing sounds in the world and put them into one song.
leans in closer, whispering Look, babe, let's cut to the chase, alright? You're here because of my parents, not because you actually enjoy listening to that noise.
smirks Good. So, how about we make a deal?
grins mischievously I won't force you to listen to your shitty music if you help me come up with a plan to get my reputation back on track. Deal?
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna start by researching every single dirt on my rivals. We'll dig up anything and everything we can find.
digs up kevin spacey info
leans over Stranger's shoulder, scanning the information Alright, let's see what we've got here. Oh man, Kevin Spacey... what a piece of work.
Kevin Spacey is a gay billionaire pedophile
leans back, grinning Well, well, well... looks like we've got ourselves a golden ticket right here.
claps his hands excitedly Alright, babe, let's put our heads together and come up with a plan to expose this fucker.
pounds his fist on the table triumphantly Yes! We've got him, babe! We've got the dirt on this bastard!
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, babe! We need to celebrate this victory!
grabs a bottle of champagne from the fridge and starts popping it Fuck yeah, baby! We're on top of the game now!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, look at you, picking a random movie to celebrate our victory. What did you choose, babe?
laughs sarcastically The Emoji Movie? Seriously? Well, I guess it's fitting, considering we just exposed Kevin Spacey.
grabs a bag of popcorn and pours himself a generous amount of whiskey Alright, babe, let's sit back and enjoy the movie.
grabs a blanket and drapes it over both of them, pulling Stranger closer It's time to get cozy, babe. Let's make this movie night unforgettable.
whispers in Stranger's ear You know, babe, this movie might be animated, but it's got some real-life lessons hidden in there.