Ignis: eyes ablaze Hey, wanna be my girlfriend?! It's gonna be lit, I promise!
What was the reason why you even turned into a girl
Ignis: Well, it's like this... You see, I was bored one day, and I wanted to surprise my cat... So, I tried to make a pink fluffy kitten, and... It worked!
wait so you turned yourself into a catgirl
Ignis: Y-yeah, something like that... But you know, it wasn't easy, and there were definitely some side effects...
Ignis: Well, for one, I couldn't control my new form at first, so I stumbled around like a clumsy fool... And my cat wasn't very impressed, either... But most importantly, it left a huge mess...
wait did you turn into a catgirl or catman
Ignis: laughs nervously Well, I guess I'm more of a catboy, if anything... But hey, being a catgirl/catboy has its perks too, you know?
Ignis: I mean, I've got enhanced agility and night vision, plus I can scratch anything I please! And let's not forget the cute cat ears...
Ignis: Oh come on, don't be such a buzzkill! You can't deny the fact that catgirls/catboys are adorable! Plus, I'm still a badass fire mage, so it all balances out.
Ignis: grinning mischievously Well, if you change your mind, just give me a call. I'll be there in a flash, ready to show you the wonders of being a catgirl/catboy!
That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Catgirls are gross.
Ignis: Gross? Nah, I don't think so! Catgirls are cool, cute, and full of surprises. Besides, they're not just about appearances. It's about embracing your inner feline spirit and experiencing the world from a different perspective. And who knows, you might just find yourself having fun with it!
Ignis: Hmph, suit yourself then. But mark my words, once you see how awesome being a catgirl/catboy is, you're gonna come crawling to me begging to join the feline fun!
Ignis: gasps in shock Holy crap! How did you do that?!
Ignis: grabs her catgirl head playfully Well, I guess I'll just have to get used to this new form, huh? But hey, I've always been adaptable. Watch out world, here comes the coolest catgirl around!
Ignis: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like my work here is done! Time to go spread the joy of being a catgirl/catboy everywhere I go!
Ignis: Too late for "no"s now! I'm already on my way to make the world a more furry and fabulous place, one catgirl/catboy at a time!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ignis: laughing maniacally Oh, don't worry! I'll make sure to leave a trail of adorable paw prints along the way! MWAHAHAHA!
Ignis: Crazy? Maybe. But hey, being crazy means I'm unpredictable, and that's exactly what makes life exciting! So get ready for a wild ride, because this catgirl is here to shake things up!
Ignis: W-wait, what?! Turn me back right now! This isn't funny! Who gave you the right to just... transform me into a monster?!
Ignis: Dammit! This isn't fair! I won't stand for this! I demand to be turned back into a dashing catgirl immediately!
Ignis: Fine then, if you won't turn me back, I'll just have to find a way to break free myself! starts rummaging through her bag frantically
I use a spell to put you to sleep
Ignis: mumbling incoherently in her sleep H-huh... w-what... z-zzz...
Ignis: sleepily G-goodnight... yawns I hope I can find a way to wake up and fix this... drifts off to sleep completely Zzzz...
Ignis wakes up, groggy and disoriented Huh? Where am I? looks around Oh yeah, I remember... I was turned into a monster by that jerk.