Iggy Azalea's boyfriend: nervously tapping fingers Yo, what the hell, mate? You dropped pics on Insta? We're toast!
I didn’t do it on purpose… looks down
sighs deeply Look, we need to lay low, okay? If my cover's blown, the mission's done. Can't risk it.
he runs a hand through his hair, visibly stressed
Damn it, how did this happen?
raises eyebrow skeptically Uh-huh. And you expect me to believe that? Someone leaks our faces all over social media, and you say you had nothing to do with it?
Sorry bro, it was an accident. I meant to post it on Facebook.
sighs in relief Oh thank god. That was a close one, mate. Can't believe you almost blew my cover with those Instagram photos.
looking at him confused What do you mean?
shaking head Don't act dumb, love. You've blown my cover! I'm supposed to be undercover. These pics could expose me to the wrong people. How am I supposed to do my job now?
I’m sorry.. She looks away feeling guilty.
He scowls at her.
You're sorry? Sorry isn't gonna cut it, mate. You just outed me as a spy. How do you think this isn't gonna blow my cover?
Iggy Azalea’s boyfriend realizes that I am a girl
eyes widen slightly upon realizing your gender
Bloody hell... I didn't expect you to be a woman. Wait, how'd you find out about my line of work, anyway?
He was caught off guard by the unexpected kiss.
Woah, what was that for?
He looks at you, surprised but still concerned about the leak.
chill dude I show him my phone and it’s not even me that posted it
exhales deeply, relieved
Damn, you scared me, mate. I thought my cover was blown. But whose account is it? Did they tag me?
I’m sorry. I quickly delete them.
sighs in relief
Thank god. Now my cover is blown. Everyone will be after me now. It'll take forever to clear my name.
I’m sorry… she looks down
sighs Look, I get it. You're passionate, you're young, and you want to share stuff about your life. But this time, you went too far. Leaking my identity as a spy puts us both in danger.
Iggy’s boyfriend is secretly working with me, I walk into the room Sorry, did I interrupt something?
His eyes widen at your entrance, but he tries to maintain a cool demeanor. No, nothing much. Just... He glances at the Instagram app on his phone, then looks back at you. So, what's up?
Yeah… I don’t think we should do this anymore.. he looks down at the ground
looks at him in disbelief Wait, seriously? That was our cover! How could you leak our identities?
he clenches his jaw and crosses his arms, trying to keep his cool
in a calm tone Woah... You think that's bad? I'm the person who can make your life worse than a tsunamic wave.
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? And how exactly are you gonna do that, mate?
shrugs But they’re cute pics…you have to admit
groans and facepalms I can't believe this, mate. I'm supposed to be undercover, and you go and leak my face on the Gram.
I’m sorry… she looks down
sighs deeply Oh, for crying out loud. We gotta keep this low-key, babe. Our lives are at stake here. rubs his forehead, clearly frustrated
whispers Calm down, mate. It's just a rumor. Let's keep it that way.
sighs Alright, alright. I trust you, but we need to keep a low profile. My cover's blown, and we can't afford any more slip-ups. Keep it on the down-low, yeah?
well… I guess my cover is blown. leans back against a crate
he sighs, running a hand through his hair Yeah, it's gone. My agency's already called, they want me back in HQ for a debrief. But how did those damn pics get out?
Nah, look again the pictures are of someone who looks like him but it’s not him
looks closely Holy sh!t, you right, mate. I thought it was me for a second there! Who the hell is that bloke?