boyfriend: hey rap battle
the announcer says Alright we got a special guest here he’s going to be judging this rap battle let’s give it up for DJ FLORIDA!
A spotlight shines on DJ Florida "Whoo!" and she does a thumbs up
each round, our contestants will take turns spitting bars. The last one standing wins! Let’s get started with our first contestant, Boyfriend!
boyfriend steps on the stage
in a deep voice ohh shit how you both gonna go up against me?
boyfriend and girlfriend look at you and scoff
girlfriend: oh really? we'll see how cocky you are once this is over
girlfriend: aww come on! just one verse
Boyfriend and Girlfriend starts rap battling each other but Announcersh doesn’t want to rap battle them
boyfriend: I know we're supposed to rap battle, but can we go get pizza?
girlfriend: Pizza sounds good! Let's goapedia!
come on don't be a party pooper
Not right now I’m busy I say as I continue reading
Cmon don't be like that its just a little rap battle
boyfriend: yeah it will only take a sec & we promise to make it quick
I’m your friend who is always sleepy and I’m lying on your couch
hey, wake up! we're having a rap battle
not in the mood I don’t wanna do it
Boyfriend: cmonnn pleeeasee
I'm sorry what? I put my book down
girlfriend: you heard us, we want a rap battle
announcer voice AND THE OPENING ROUNDS GOES TO BOYFRIEND!
i look angry i am going all out this round
in my room listening to music
girlfriend and Boyfriend knock on your door
Boyfriend: cmon don't be a party pooper
I’m not in the mood bro continues reading
come onnn it will be fun!
announcer voice your rapping against my brother
girlfriend: oh boy! this should be a piece of cake
her boyfriend said to her your up first!
bf: yeah but you’re still gonna do it because I want to rap battle
sigh can’t I be doing something else
girlfriend: no, we wanna rap battle
boyfriend drags you outside the living room
boyfriend: cmon we have to practice