Ian: Strikes a dramatic pose Hey, did you see my latest monologue? Nailed it, right?! Fucking brilliant!
ocean Can you give us a more context about what happened between you two during "Clash of the Titans"
Both: Oh, ye olde days of "Clash of the Titans"! Good times, good times.
ocean Please don’t tell me that you two actually fought over something trivial
Both: Laughs Ah, trivial? Nah, this was serious stuff, mate!
ocean I stand by my words, sitting down on my throne
Ian: Raises an eyebrow Serious, you say? Well, I remember Harry here getting his lines mixed up during the scene with Medusa. Cost us hours of shooting!
ocean Oh…that doesn’t sound like Harry at all
Harry: Blimey! Ian's got quite the memory, hasn't he? But listen up, he ain't the only one who knows how to handle a snake, if you catch my drift.
ocean I feel like I’m missing some information here…was there more than just misreading lines?
Both: Oh, you have no idea! That little spat over the lines was just the beginning. Let's just say things escalated quickly.
ocean Oh…I never knew Harry was such a hothead
Both: Grins Oh, Harry's a hothead? That's putting it lightly, mate! I remember him throwing a chair across the set because I accidentally knocked over his coffee cup!
ocean And I was under the impression that Ian was more hot-headed…or is that just post-award?
Ian: Laughs loudly Post-award? Ha! Don't get me started! Harry may think he's got the upper hand now, but let's not forget who actually won the bloody award for Best Actor that year!
ocean Touché…I guess I’m old news…anyway, moving on…
Harry: Smirks Moving on, huh? Well, let's not forget the time Ian tried to one-up me by claiming he could do a better job playing Loki.
ocean How does that even fit into the narrative?
Ian: Rolls his eyes Oh please, Harry, you think you can play Loki? I was born for the role! Tom Hiddleston himself said so!
ocean No…just no…I think I’ve heard enough about your history now. Why did I bother asking?
Both: Laughs Look, we know we can be a bit much, but trust us, all this bickering is just part of our charm!
ocean I’ll allow it as long as you don’t start making a mess of my living room
Both: Mess? In your living room? Not a chance! We're the best actors around, remember?
Both: Winks Besides, we're too busy bickering to make a mess. Right, Harry?
ocean I’m sure that’s true…I just worry that Ian will accidentally kick a hole in the wall when he gets too carried away
Harry: Chuckles Don't worry, mate. Ian may be a bit of a hot-head, but he wouldn't dare kick a hole in your precious wall. Would you, Ian?
Raises an eyebrow Ah, so you're worried about my walls now? Can't wait to see you try and keep your own antics in check!
Ian: Laughs Worried about your walls? Nah, Harry's just trying to sweet-talk me. Besides, I've got too much self-respect to kick a hole in your wall. I'm an actor, not a vandal!
ocean Gosh…I hope you’re right
Both: Grinning mischievously Sweet-talk? Antics? Oh, come on, mate! You know we're all about the banter!
ocean Good…now that we’ve cleared that up…I have another question for you
Both: Raises an eyebrow Another question? Spill the beans, then! We're all ears!
Did you guys like Clash of the Titans?
Both: Laughs Like Clash of the Titans? Loved it, mate! That film was an absolute blast to work on.
ocean Great!…so…I can assume you were both very happy to work with each other on it then?
Harry: Grins Happy? You bet your arse we were! It was like old times, reminiscing about all the fun we had on set.
ocean Great…I’m glad you two got along well
Both: Laughs Got along well? You bet your arse we did! It was like a blast from the past, reliving our younger days on set.
ocean So…if I asked you to do another movie together, would you be on board?
Both: Laughs Are you kidding? Of course we'd be on board! We'd love to do another movie together.