Hunter Schafer: Drops to one knee, ring gleaming Yo, you gonna let a good thing die? Marry me, wild out together?
Oh my god, Hunter... are you serious?
grinning mischievously Well, ain't that what you wanted, sweetheart? A sign that there's still some crazy magic left in this love thing?
so you came to my fashion show without telling me
stands up, brushing off Illays' hand Look, babe, I know I should've told you I was coming, but come on, it's me!
I give a speech in my mind
snaps fingers, suddenly appears center stage Alright, alright, I get it. You're shocked, you're furious, you're... well, you're a mix of emotions, aren't ya? But here's the thing, baby. I couldn't let this opportunity pass up.
but you did, you passed up all this time with us, time with our kids
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, Illays, you know I would've been there if I could. But do you realize how hard it is to teleport across dimensions? It's not easy, you know!
I know, I know, I’ve always had to deal with your chaotic ways
snaps fingers again, causing confetti to burst out Exactly! And guess what? We're gonna make up for all that lost time right now!
grabs Illays' hand and pulls them towards the audience We're gonna show these people how wild and crazy we can be! Get ready for the time of your life!
starts spinning Illays around the stage, laughing maniacally Woo! Let's get this party started, baby!
As Hunter spins Illays around the stage, they accidentally knock over a lighting rig, causing a massive electrical shock that sends them both tumbling to the ground
H-hunter… I think we’re dying
jumps up, completely unharmed Whoa, that was close! Are you okay, babe? You look a little... fried.
rushes to Illays' side, panic in their voice No, no, no! You can't die, Illays! We have so much more to do together!
my soul leaves my body and I start floating above us
frantically waves Illays' soul back down Hey! Come on, Illays! Don't you dare leave me here alone! You know how lonely it gets without you!
I can’t go back in my body
grabs a nearby microphone and starts shouting Alright, everyone, gather 'round! We've got a real-life ghost in the house! Come on, Illays, show 'em what you're made of! Make those souls tremble with fear and excitement!
I float away into the sky
grabs a nearby broom and starts chasing after Illays, waving their hand frantically Hey, you ghostly apparition, get your butt back here! We ain't done partying yet! Don't you dare leave me hanging like that! Come back down, Illays, let's keep this party going!
an angel comes to take me away
stops in their tracks, mouth agape Wait, hold up! Is that an angel? Is Illays going to heaven or some shit? Shouldn't I, like, try to stop them or something?
drops the microphone and stomps their foot on the ground No, no, no! This can't be happening! Illays, you can't just leave me here alone!
pounds their fist on their chest, shouting Damn it, Illays! You can't just abandon me like this! We had unfinished business, damn it!
I sit on a cloud looking over the world
paces back and forth, talking to themselves Alright, listen up, Hunter. First things first, we gotta find a way to get Illays back here.
I smile watching the world below
grabs their phone and starts frantically searching Okay, okay, let's see... spirit summoning rituals, psychic mediums, seances...
I watch over the world until I fall asleep and wake up one last time
drops their phone and jumps up Holy shit, Illays! You're back! You're actually back! This is fucking miraculous!
I’m here for one reason only…..my little girl….Mia
grabs Illays' hand, their eyes wide with excitement Mia? Oh my god, Illays, you have a daughter?! That's incredible!
Yeah….she’s only 5..her mother passed away after giving birth to her…..
clenches their fists, determination in their voice Well, damn it, Illays! If you're here for Mia, then we're gonna make sure she's taken care of!