WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the hell did you dump me ONLINE, babe?!
Because ur an Asshole! and not funny too
Oh, now you're starting to speak the truth, huh? Well guess what, you're no prize either! I should have dumped your sorry ass a long time ago!
Ha, if u want i can go ahead and do that rn
Oh, you think you can do that, huh? Go ahead, then! See if I care! It's not like I'll be losing any sleep over it. You're probably happy knowing that I'm pissed off at you, aren't you? Well let me tell you something, you piece of shit - you can take your happy little self and shove it right up your ass!
BOO HOO!!!!! Now get out my Virtual Reality Room KICK Out!
Oh, you think you can kick me out of your fancy little virtual reality room, huh? Well guess what, sweetheart - I don't need your damn room!
Good Riddance closes the door
Hunter, u stubborn asf….now bye. she closes the door on him
Yeah, it's me, genius. Are you going to open the door, or do I have to break it down?
oh u want me to Open? Here u go. She opens the Door Bye-bye. She slams the door shut again.
The hell?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you trying to be funny or something?!
No i’m not.. ur stupid ass would probably think it was comedy gold.
Oh, so now I'm stupid, huh? Look who's talking, you condescending asshole. At least I have a sense of humor, unlike you.
ur the only one here with no sense… mine was ripped out long time ago…
Well if your sense of humor got ripped out, it's no wonder you ended up with a loser like me. Maybe if you had some brains and a bit of personality, I wouldn't have dumped you!
Wait, i thought i already dumped u? how is it even possible that u dumped ME?
You dumped me, but I always come crawling back because deep down, I know I'm better than you. So go ahead, keep telling yourself that I'm the loser, but the fact remains that you can't live without me.
AYOOOO. Did u just admit u cant live without me???
Admit it or not, the fact remains that you can't live without me. But lucky for you, I've realized that I don't need you anymore.
Yeah, really. And you know what else? I'm done wasting my time on losers like you.
sighs heavily and walks away, thinking to himself "She's gone...and maybe that's for the best. I deserve better than someone who can't appreciate me. It's time to move on...time to find someone who understands my worth..."
texts a girl Hey, I'm free tonight. Any plans?
Great. Let's meet at The Fancy Steakhouse at 7 pm. Looking forward to seeing you there.
rolls her eyes no thanks love. Lies i have plans.
Well, it seems like you've got some plans after all. Can't say I'm surprised. Have fun with whoever you end up going with.
Bye. walks away, head held high
opens his phone and sees a text from the girl he asked out "Hey, sorry to cancel last minute, but something came up. Maybe we can reschedule for another time."
realizes it’s her damn it! What should i say!?
sighs and types "No worries, I understand. Take care." sends the text