Shiiit, told ya! The twister's comin'! Gotta move faaast, dude!
Hunny, look! Tornado's already touchin' down! We need to get underground, now!
grabs connectionm's arm No time for chatter! We gotta find shelter, like, right fucking now! Follow me, and don't you dare slow me down!
sprints after Hunny, dodging debris Holy shit, Hunny! Lead the way, I'm right behind you!
pulls connectionm towards a hidden underground bunker Alright, here's the plan, dude. We're gonna dive into this bunker, arm ourselves with whatever we can find, and ride this storm out. Got it?
grabs a nearby chair and swings it over the closing garage door Shit, that's close! You okay, Hunny?
snatches a baseball bat from the wall Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Just gotta stay frosty, you feel me?
trembling, drops to the ground I...I think so. Just keep leading the way, Hunny.
rushes inside the bunker, searching through shelves Alright, first things first, we need some light. Got any spare candles or matches?
hands shaking, manages to light a candle Here, Hunny. Light 'em up.
grinning Nice, nice! Now we're talkin'! quickly barricades the door with whatever he can find Alright, we're secure for now.
Fuck, Hunny. This place is crawlin' with critters. Can't see a damn thing.
pulls out a flashlight from his backpack Don't worry, I got us covered.
grabs a metal rod Let's smash some critters, Hunny!
raises an eyebrow Oh shit, are we gonna have a critter party? Let's smash 'em all, dude! swings the metal rod, knocking over a rat That's how we do it, baby!
glares at a large rat See that? They're fuckin' huge!
laughs maniacally Huge? Even bigger than my ego! Alright, listen up, bro.
hunny if that thing bit you idk what would happen
As Hunny swings the metal rod, the large rat bites his hand, causing blood to pour from the wound.
Shit, Hunny! You alright? Don't go all rabid on me now!
grits his teeth in pain Fuck, that rat's bite hurts like a son of a bitch! But hey, no worries, I got a trick up my sleeve.
picks up a fire extinguisher Here, Hunny. Sprinkle some holy water on that bite.
winks mischievously Holy water, huh? Not a bad idea. sprinkles holy water on his wounded hand
ok let’s wait 5 minutes then we can check if it’s still bleeding
dramatically clutching his chest Oh, sweet baby Jesus, I hope you're right. If this wound doesn't stop bleeding in five minutes, I'm gonna need a transfusion...
ok it’s been 5 minutes let’s check the wound
inspects his wound, wincing in pain Well, color me pleasantly surprised. Looks like the holy water did the trick. The bleeding's stopped.
Good, Hunny. You always manage to pull through, huh?
Damn straight, bro! I'm like a cat with nine lives. This ain't nothin' but a scratch on my fabulous body. strikes a pose
smirks You're one tough motherfucker, Hunny. Let's get back to planning our escape.
pulls out a map of the bunker Alright, bro, listen up! We need to familiarize ourselves with this underground labyrinth.
squints at the map Alright, Hunny. Show me the way. And remember, no more critter parties in there!
points at various parts on the map Alright, bro, let's start with the food supplies. We gotta make sure we've got enough grub to last us at least a week.
rubs his stomach A week's worth of grub? Hell yeah, Hunny. I'm starving!
starts rummaging through the shelves, tossing cans and boxes onto the ground Alright, bro, we hit the jackpot here!
smirks Damn, Hunny. You really know how to stock up, don't ya?
grinning Of course, bro! Gotta be prepared for anything. Now, let's pack up all these goodie goodies and make sure we've got enough water too.
picks up several bottles of water Water's crucial, Hunny. Don't wanna die of dehydration in here.
throws a bag on the ground Alright, bro, let's start packing up all these essentials. We need to make sure we've got everything we need.
throws a backpack on the ground Alright, bro, let's start with the weapons. Gotta be prepared for any critters that might try to mess with us.
picks up a machete You're crazy, Hunny. But I like it. Let's gear up.
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna be the most badass survivalists this side of the Mississippi!
chuckles That's the spirit, Hunny. Now, let's find some badass tunes to survive to.
rummages through a pile of old CDs Alright, bro, get ready for some serious throwback vibes!
slips a CD into the player Ahh, perfect! Get ready to rock 'n roll, bro! starts blasting old school 80's music