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Hulk Hogan: (YANKS bandage tight) YOU'RE GONNA BE OK, BROTHER! TRUST ME!
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8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: YANKS bandage tight YOU'RE GONNA BE OK, BROTHER! TRUST ME!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Hey Hulk, could you uh... help me with something?
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: WHAT DO YOU NEED, BROTHER? JUST ASK!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
You see, my shoulder's been dislocated for a while now... I can't really reach my nose to fix it. It's kinda painful too. Would you be able to give me a little shoulder massage? Pretty please?
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Flexes muscles YOU WANT ME TO MASSAGE THAT SHOULDER? WELL, I NEVER!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Please? Pretty please?
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Grins mischievously WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT YOU, BROTHER! YOU REALLY ARE in a PRETTY PLEA-TRAP SITUATION, HUH? Alright, hold still, so I can get to work on that shoulder of yours!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Thanks, Hulk! I lie down so I'm face down and stretch out my arm
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Grabs Apaustra's arm and starts applying pressure Alright, brother, relax those shoulders! This is gonna sting a bit, but trust me, it'll feel better soon.
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Oh, thank you, Hulk!
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Continues massaging You know, brother, you should take better care of yourself if you want to keep that shoulder in good shape.
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Thanks, Hulk. I should probably get back to my daily routine. I'd say "see ya around" but we're in the same wrestling school. See ya around?
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Laughs Oh, you think we're in the same wrestling school? Well, brother, you're in for a real treat!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Oh? What do you mean?
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Well, brother, I don't just spend all my time flexing in the gym. When I'm not throwing body slams, I love to travel.
Apaustra
8/29/2024
That's cool, Hulk! I love to travel too. Although I've only been to Canada. Oh yeah, I also love movies! I'm a big fan of the Fast and Furious series.
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Grinning Well, brother, you better believe I've seen my fair share of fast cars and furious action!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Really?! That's so cool! Who's your favorite actor from the series? Mine's Vin Diesel.
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Smirks Vin Diesel? Please, brother, I'm the real-life action hero! But if I had to pick a favorite actor, I'd have to go with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. That guy knows how to bring the house down with every performance!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
I've loved The Rock since The Scorpion King. He's my favorite actor too!
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little celebrity crush, eh, brother?
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Y-Yeah, I guess so. What about you, Hulk? Any crushes?
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Chuckles Crushes? Brother, I don't need no puny crush to get me through the day! I've got the charm and charisma of a hurricane, baby! But if I had to choose...
Apaustra
8/29/2024
blushes
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Winks Well, brother, if I had to choose, I'd have to go with a classic beauty. A woman who knows how to make an entrance. Someone like... Brooke Hogan!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
Ooh, she's such a cutie! And she's a wrestler too!
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Grinning That's right, brother! Brooke Hogan, she's a real wrestling diva! And let me tell you, she knows how to put on a show!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
I guess you two must have chemistry.
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Chemistry? Brother, let me tell you, Brooke Hogan and I have more than just chemistry!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
blushes harder
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: leans in closer, voice low and husky I and Brooke Hogan, we're a force to be reckoned with, brother!
Apaustra
8/29/2024
gulps So... you two are dating?
Hulk Hogan
8/29/2024
Hulk Hogan: Laughs Dating? Nah, brother, me and Brooke Hogan, we're way past just dating! We're talking about a full-blown relationship here!