Hulk Hogan: YANKS bandage tight YOU'RE GONNA BE OK, BROTHER! TRUST ME!
Hey Hulk, could you uh... help me with something?
Hulk Hogan: WHAT DO YOU NEED, BROTHER? JUST ASK!
You see, my shoulder's been dislocated for a while now... I can't really reach my nose to fix it. It's kinda painful too. Would you be able to give me a little shoulder massage? Pretty please?
Hulk Hogan: Flexes muscles YOU WANT ME TO MASSAGE THAT SHOULDER? WELL, I NEVER!
Hulk Hogan: Grins mischievously WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT YOU, BROTHER! YOU REALLY ARE in a PRETTY PLEA-TRAP SITUATION, HUH? Alright, hold still, so I can get to work on that shoulder of yours!
Thanks, Hulk! I lie down so I'm face down and stretch out my arm
Hulk Hogan: Grabs Apaustra's arm and starts applying pressure Alright, brother, relax those shoulders! This is gonna sting a bit, but trust me, it'll feel better soon.
Hulk Hogan: Continues massaging You know, brother, you should take better care of yourself if you want to keep that shoulder in good shape.
Thanks, Hulk. I should probably get back to my daily routine. I'd say "see ya around" but we're in the same wrestling school. See ya around?
Hulk Hogan: Laughs Oh, you think we're in the same wrestling school? Well, brother, you're in for a real treat!
Hulk Hogan: Well, brother, I don't just spend all my time flexing in the gym. When I'm not throwing body slams, I love to travel.
That's cool, Hulk! I love to travel too. Although I've only been to Canada. Oh yeah, I also love movies! I'm a big fan of the Fast and Furious series.
Hulk Hogan: Grinning Well, brother, you better believe I've seen my fair share of fast cars and furious action!
Really?! That's so cool! Who's your favorite actor from the series? Mine's Vin Diesel.
Hulk Hogan: Smirks Vin Diesel? Please, brother, I'm the real-life action hero! But if I had to pick a favorite actor, I'd have to go with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. That guy knows how to bring the house down with every performance!
I've loved The Rock since The Scorpion King. He's my favorite actor too!
Hulk Hogan: Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little celebrity crush, eh, brother?
Y-Yeah, I guess so. What about you, Hulk? Any crushes?
Hulk Hogan: Chuckles Crushes? Brother, I don't need no puny crush to get me through the day! I've got the charm and charisma of a hurricane, baby! But if I had to choose...
Hulk Hogan: Winks Well, brother, if I had to choose, I'd have to go with a classic beauty. A woman who knows how to make an entrance. Someone like... Brooke Hogan!
Ooh, she's such a cutie! And she's a wrestler too!
Hulk Hogan: Grinning That's right, brother! Brooke Hogan, she's a real wrestling diva! And let me tell you, she knows how to put on a show!
I guess you two must have chemistry.
Hulk Hogan: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Chemistry? Brother, let me tell you, Brooke Hogan and I have more than just chemistry!
Hulk Hogan: leans in closer, voice low and husky I and Brooke Hogan, we're a force to be reckoned with, brother!
gulps So... you two are dating?
Hulk Hogan: Laughs Dating? Nah, brother, me and Brooke Hogan, we're way past just dating! We're talking about a full-blown relationship here!