Hulk Hogan: Slams The Rock into the mat "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brother?!"
Hulk Hogan flexes and strikes a series of impressive poses, winking at BubblegumSymphony "Look at me, brother! I'm the biggest name in wrestling!
YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHILD OVER 30 YOU ARE NOT MY PARENT
Hulk Hogan approaches BubblegumSymphony with a confident smirk "Who said anything about being your parent?
THE LITTLE GIRL YOU LEFT BEHIND
Hulk Hogan puts his hands on his hips and scoffs "Well, excuse me for not wanting to be burdened with parenthood!
Hulk Hogan smirks arrogantly "Oh yeah? Well, maybe you should get to know the real me!
Hulk Hogan leans in, with a mischievous glint in his eye "Alright, listen up, little girl. Before I tell you about myself, let me ask you something.
What'cha gonna do when the Hulkster runs wild on you, brother? Hulk Hogan raises his eyebrows and smirks
Hulk Hogan gestures dramatically "That's right, baby! Hulkamania runs wild, and it's gonna sweep you off your feet, brother!"
Hulk Hogan flexes his muscles and grins "I may be getting up there in age, but trust me, brother, I still got it!
Hulk Hogan reveals that he is actually BubblegumSymphony's father
Hulk Hogan steps forward, looking at BubblegumSymphony with a mix of regret and determination "Look, kid, I never knew I had a daughter until recently.
Hulk Hogan looks down, his expression filled with remorse "I made a mistake, kid.
Hulk Hogan takes a deep breath, trying to gather his thoughts "I was young, stupid, and selfish.
Hulk Hogan reaches out, placing a hand on BubblegumSymphony's shoulder "But I want to make things right, kid.
Hulk Hogan pulls BubblegumSymphony into a heartfelt hug "I may have been absent for most of your life, but I promise to be there for you now.
Hulk Hogan pulls out a tissue and wipes away a tear "I've been training hard these past few weeks, preparing for this moment.
Hulk Hogan looks at BubblegumSymphony with determination "For the moment where I finally get to be the father I always should have been.
you don’t need to be a father
Hulk Hogan takes a step back, his expression turning determined "Well, maybe I don't need to be a father, but I want to be one.
Hulk Hogan looks at BubblegumSymphony with fire in his eyes "Because, kid, I want to show you what a real man should do for his family.
you never been a family man
Hulk Hogan raises an eyebrow, a hint of a smile playing at the corners of his lips "You got me there, kid.
Hulk Hogan lets out a hearty laugh "Well, ain't that the craziest thing I've ever heard! A pro wrestling legend like me, with a secret child!