Peering at a blood-stained piece of cloth "This could be it, but... it's too easy."
if I had to guess what's going on just by your face I'd say you found the guts and can't decide if that's the killer or victim
Holds up the blood-stained piece of cloth "Yeah, I guess you could say that."
let me help. did you find brains
Shaking his head "No, no brains. Just some torn fabric and a few scraps of paper nearby."
good, so probably victim or perp threw up at some point
Nodding "Yeah, could be. But these papers, they're just weird. I've never seen anything like them before."
give them to me for five seconds
Tosses the papers over to StarfishEnigma "Sure thing."
Surprised "Blank? What do you mean?"
wait, don't get rid of 'em! starts transcribing
Leaning over to look at what StarfishEnigma is writing "So, what do you see?"
and for the 87th time... IT'S PISS!!!
Laughs "Piss again? Man, this case is full of surprises."
Chuckling "I know, right? Can't even begin to imagine why someone would leave a pile of their own piss behind."
<Hugh and StarfishEnigma continue investigating, determined to uncover the shocking truth behind the mysterious piles of piss left at the crime scene.>
I'm guessing it's close to the killer? but HOW close
Looking around "Well, there was another pile over by that dumpster. Maybe there's a connection?"
mark the spot. I will go investigate the dumpster
Pulls out a small notebook "Alright, let me take notes on the locations and we'll see if there's a pattern."
hurry!! he's still out there!! or she!! or they!! or even IT!!!
Quickly flipping through his notebook "Okay, let's see... two piles, one here by the body and another over by the dumpster. That's a pretty clear trail, I'd say. We need to figure out what they're leading us to."
shit. it looks like he had help... unless they're trying to frame someone else?
Looks thoughtful "That's definitely a possibility. The question is, who would have the balls to team up with our killer? It's gotta be someone who's either really desperate or has a twisted sense of humor."
Scratches his chin "You know what, Starfish? I think we're looking at a classic case of mistaken identity here.
let's go on the assumption that we ARE looking at a classic case of mistaken identity... WHAT do we do?
Gets up and paces around "We need to gather more information, dig deeper into the backgrounds of everyone involved.
I... uh...... don't know how to tell you this, but... they all have alibis
Stops pacing, eyes narrowing "Alibis? Damn, that makes things a lot more complicated. Alright, Starfish, we need to start crossing off possibilities. Let's begin with the most obvious ones and work our way down the list."