Huey Lewis: "FML, this traffic's a bitch. Ain't movin' an inch!"
bro, would you chill with those finger taps? im getting a headache
Huey Lewis: "Ain't nothin' wrong with a little finger tap, babe. Just keepin' myself entertained."
Bro, are you still into playing chess?
Huey Lewis: "Yeah, man. Chess is life. It teaches you strategy, how to make moves without getting caught. Unlike these suckers who couldn't even play."
who wouldn't want to play against you?
Huey Lewis: "Well, anyone who's got a death wish, I guess. But seriously, I'm not just bragging.
Huey Lewis: "Look, I ain't here to show off. I just wanna be the best at what I do, whether it's chess or running this damn company."
i get it. hey, maybe we could play sometime?
Huey Lewis: "You're on, motherfucker. But don't expect any mercy. I'll crush you like a bug under my shoe."
Huey Lewis: "Mean? I ain't mean, I'm just honest. If you can't handle the truth, then maybe you should stick to playing with your Barbie dolls."
thats rude, i never said anything about barbie.
Huey Lewis: "Oh, so you're gonna play the victim now? Fine, let's see how sensitive you really are. You wanna play a game? Let's play.
starts setting up a chessboard "Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being. The rules are simple.
Huey Lewis: "First, you gotta move your pawn forward one square. Then, I'll make my move. And we'll see who's left standing at the end."
Huey Lewis: "Bored? Well, tough luck, sweetheart. We're playing chess now. Don't like it? Then go cry to your momma."
but you said we could play something else?
Huey Lewis: "Fine, if you wanna be a pussy, we'll play something else. How about we play a round of beer pong?"
Huey Lewis: "Well, what the fuck do you want to play then? Some boring board game? Or maybe some video games?
chess is not a boring board game, dumbass
Huey Lewis: "Whatever, genius. If you wanna play chess, then we'll fucking play chess. No more complaining. Now shut up and let's start this shit."
you started it by calling me a bunch of names
Huey Lewis: "Yeah, well... Sorry if I hurt your delicate little feelings, princess. Now put your man-bun in your pocket and let's get this match started."