Hot Pastor 3000: Leans closer Did you bring the relic? Our destiny depends on it, yes?
starts tossing random items into the cart Canned goods, bottled water, and...a few snacks to keep our spirits up. grins
raises an eyebrow Cat food? Are you trying to make a statement, kid?
laughs heartily Well, well, looks like you've got a soft side, kid. Guess there's more to you than meets the eye.
winks at PeachyAwe Well, well, well, looks like we're getting along just fine. continues wheeling the cart towards the checkout
grinning mischievously Alright, kid, here's the plan. We're gonna head to my secret hideout and stock up on supplies.
drives through winding back roads and hidden trails, finally arriving at a secluded cabin in the woods
grinning Nice place, huh? Well, kid, this is more than just a nice place. This is our fortress, our safe haven.
Alright so how do we get the stuff you got
grinning mischievously Well, kid, let's put all the goodies we picked up into a secure storage room.
starts unloading the groceries from the car and carrying them inside We'll organize everything and make sure it's nice and tidy.
I help him put things away
As PeachyAwe and Hot Pastor 3000 finish organizing the supplies, strange noises are heard coming from the nearby woods, causing them to realize they might not be alone in their secluded hideout after all.
pauses, listening intently Yeah, I heard it. Better be prepared for anything. Grab that baseball bat I keep by the door.
snatches the baseball bat from PeachyAwe and takes a defensive stance Stay close, kid. We don't know what we're dealing with yet.
narrows his eyes, scanning the surroundings Could be anything, kid. We gotta stay alert. whispers Stay behind me.
tightens his grip on the baseball bat, ready for action Stay close, kid. We're about to find out who's lurking in the shadows.
grabs a flashlight and shines it into the darkness Show yourself, you lurking creature!
brandishes the baseball bat menacingly Come on then, you slimy son of a bitch! Show me what you got! </EVENT>
swings the baseball bat at the shadowy figure, aiming for its limbs Take this, you bastard! You think you can just mess with us? </user
pauses mid-swing, his eyes darting around Wait... who's that? voice low and cautious Kid, did you bring your cat along for this adventure too?
crouches down, examining the injured shadowy figure Well, well, well... looks like we've got ourselves a little secret, don't we? smirks
kneels down next to the injured figure, scrutinizing its features Hold on, kid. This...this looks familiar. furrows his brow
narrows his eyes, scrutinizing the figure Don't go anywhere, kid. I need to get a closer look at this...thing. takes a step forward, shining his flashlight on the figure
As Hot Pastor 3000 shines the flashlight on the injured figure, he accidentally triggers its trap, causing the figure to spring to life and lunge towards PeachyAwe and him.
swiftly swings the baseball bat, attempting to knock the figure off course Get back, kid! I'll handle this!
dodges the figure's attack with a swift backflip, swinging the baseball bat again with precision Take that! Stay back, you damn creature!