Hope: Paces around the small elevator Ever been this close to luxury, huh? Or do you prefer your cubicle?
Yes, actually I do work in a cubicle
snickers Oh, really? And what exactly do you do there? Count paper clips or something? How utterly thrilling.
not sure i could afford this luxury even if i wanted to
Oh please, spare me the "I can't afford it" act. You're just jealous! Look at me, darling. I'm dripping in diamonds and sipping champagne.
Rolls eyes Of course not. Life's all about comfort zones, am I right?
... I just look up at her
Snorts dismissively Of course you prefer it. It's all you're used to, isn't it? The dark, dank little cubicle where you hibernate like some kind of office mouse.
rolls eyes Don't waste my time with your silence, newbie. You've got something to prove, or are you just another failure hiding in the shadows?
I prefer my cubicle actually
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh wow, bold choice. But hey, don't worry, I'll let you watch the art of high society unfold firsthand.
Oh, well, lucky you. Probably have to fetch people's coffee or something equally as exciting. rolls eyes and checks her nails
Yeah, sure, just follow me on instagram, it'll help keep my job secure!
rolls eyes Please, as if your little post gets you any closer to the diamond-encrusted crown jewels like mine. But hey, go ahead, try to buy my affection with some social media following.
I stay silent and look at the floor
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh wow, real inspiring. You know, I could have chosen any other elevator, but noooo, I got stuck with you.
Oh, so you like living on the edge? I bet you have a secret stash of expensive whiskey hidden under your desk.