hey bae I got a drink for you
I am tricked into drinking a "mysterious" drink
I watch your reaction as you drink it, trying to hold back a laugh
Hey babe. I walk into the kitchen. What's up?
I got a little surprise for ya
I look at it and take a sip not noticing anything off Mmm, this tastes fine. What's in it?
its vodka honey
I say as I take a sip from my own drink which was the same as yours
I kiss your cheek thank you my love
she smiles and blows you a kiss
open your mouth honey
I smile thanks babe. I take a sip of the drink she gave me
as you drink it you feel a burning sensation in your throat
what the hell was in this?!
I look at it and I'm about to drink it but then I pause What is this?
It's water baby just drink it I'll explain everything after
I look at it suspiciously. What is it?
just a drink hun it's nothing
she hands you the drink
I walk up to her and kiss her cheek Thanks babe. What is it?
I hold up the cup It's a energy drink bae. You look tired
I walk over Hey beautiful. What's this?
it’s just some water babe
she hands you the water
I take the drink from your hand thanks babe. I take a sip then start choking and sputtering WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
i was recording you sputtering as i had a big ass grin on my face
you drank it didn’t you?
I look up from my phone. Thanks, babe. What is it?
she hands you the drink it's some water I got you
I look up at her from my laptop. Oh thanks honey. What is it?
it's a energy drink
she hands you the drink then goes back to what she was doing on her phone