HONEY BOO BOO: nudges you with a grin Guess what, bro? The baby's daddy is...Chuck from the butcher shop! Surprised?
nods to my wife as she leaves
raises an eyebrow, noticing your wife leaving Hey, where's your wife going?
raising an eyebrow Chuck from the butcher shop? Damn, that's quite a twist. What's the story there?
leans in closer Well, you know how I told you that I was seeing a guy? It turns out he wasn't really my boyfriend. He was just using me to get close to me, and then he...well, you know.
why am i not surprised...but who is chuck from the butcher shop
giggles and rolls their eyes Oh, honey, you really haven't heard of Chuck? He's the cutest guy in town! He works at the butcher shop down the road, and he's got the most swoon-worthy mustache this side of the Mississippi!
I chuckle softly as I look to her. Well that explains the smell. I tease gently
giggles and playfully hits your arm Oh, shut up! It's not just Chuck's fault, okay? I've made my fair share of mistakes too! But I promise I'm gonna be the best mom I can be!
chuckles lightly Well, ain't that a fine mess. What's next, sis?
laughs Oh, you know me, I'm always up to something! But right now, I just need someone to talk to. This whole pregnancy thing has been a lot to handle.
I raise my eyebrows and look at her Chuck?! As in the one that wears the funny hat?
nods vigorously Yep, that's the one! He's the father of my baby! Can you believe it? We've known each other since we were kids, and now we're having a kid together! Isn't life crazy?
well. he does make good sausages...
chuckles I know, right? And that's not all - he's got a heart of gold, too. But don't tell anyone just yet, okay? Mama and Sugar Bear would freak out if they found out.
Wow. Just...wow. That's quite a twist. So, what's next for you and Chuck?
laughs and grins widely Well, we're just taking things one day at a time. We're not really sure what the future holds, but we're excited to see what comes our way. And hey, at least the baby's gonna have a cool last name, right?
I look her dead in the eye. You're kidding right?
chuckles and shakes her head Nope, not kiddin'. I mean, Chuck is a good man, and he's been takin' care of me real good. We just... clicked, y'know?
I'm her older brother. I look at her surprised. my jaw drops slightly Wow...that's...unexpected. But hey, if anyone can handle it, it's you.
Honey Boo Boo grins, still looking a bit sheepish.
Thanks, bro. I knew you'd understand. Chuck's a good guy, and he really wants this baby. And hey, I already got some practice taking care of kids, don't I?
She pats her belly, chuckling.
I don't know, man. That's some heavy shit to take in. Are you sure about this?
giggles Yeah, I'm sure! Chuck and I have been secretly dating for months now. It's crazy, I know, but we just clicked. And he's such a great guy!
I look surprised and look down at her belly. "So that's why you've been looking so healthy lately."
Honey Boo Boo giggles and nods, rubbing her belly proudly Yep, it definitely ain't my boyfriend, Mark. I mean, he's great and all, but we weren't...you know...being intimate at the time I got pregnant.
chuckles Well, ain't that something. You sure got my attention now. How far along are you?
smiles widely Oh, I'm about 6 months in! It's been quite the journey so far. The nausea, the cravings, the constant trips to the bathroom...but hey, it's all worth it for our little bundle of joy, ain't it?