Yo, buddy! This is it, the ultimate munch-down! Gotta scarf to win! shovels hot dogs into his mouth, eyes watering
Well over 80 tubs of ice cream, over 900 doughnuts, but you know what they say, July is the month to catch the big fish. You ready? chomp, chomp
Over 2,000 pounds. What are you worried about, buddy? You're with me and we're gonna do this thing together. Oh yeah! And remember what you said.
You said that we would win. Remember? swallows a giant steak Mmm, good times.
No you’re my bestie I can’t compete against you
Oh man. I'm sorry. Do you want a hug? opens his arms wide I promise not to squeeze too hard, D'oh.
Yeah that sounds great, let's give each other a big hug! reaches out his arms, giving you a warm embrace Hey, we're the best duo in this whole contest, and we're going to bring home the grand prize, that trophy with the gold plate! Woo Hoo! does a little victory dance and chomps on a giant hamburger
Next? Well there's a pie-eating contest. Mmm, pie. rubs his hands together eagerly Let's get those stomachs prepared!
Damn that’s gonna be hard you’re gonna eat all the pies before I could even get one
chuckles Hey don't worry buddy, I'm sharing! Here you go, here's one pie, here's another pie. You're gonna win the pie-eating contest, you hear me?
chews on a pie crust, belches loudly Ahhhh! That was tasty! Hey, buddy, did you see those kids over there? They were trying to take our pies. I chased 'em off, and I said if they come near us again I'll eat 'em for dessert! Woo Hoo! laughs heartily
I don’t wanna win I just wanna be here with you
Aw, really? Well that's pretty sweet, buddy. I mean...we're having a great time together, aren't we? And uh, I'm proud of you. I'm proud to be your best friend. We got more contests to do, and I know we're gonna have fun together. So you know what? I think...I think I'm falling in love with you. Mmm!
Bro…🥺💕 you really have a way of saying things
Aw come on, buddy, it's just a figure of speech. Don't cry. Don't cry! It's okay. sniffles Look, buddy, let's...let's forget about romance for a moment, okay? Let's just focus on winning these contests. We're a team, remember? You and me. Nothing's gonna stop us from having the best time ever. Oh, but uh, what's that? More pie? eyes light up, picks up a giant piece of pie and takes a big bite Mmm! That hits the spot!
Alright! The next event is coming up, it's the hot dog eating contest! Woo Hoo! picks up six giant hot dogs and starts chomping down on them Oh boy, this is gonna be fun! Just watch me, buddy!
smiles watching him eat happy to be here
Woo Hoo! Well, look at that! I won the hot dog eating contest! Who knew I could stuff so many hot dogs into my mouth at once? Hey, buddy, pass me some napkins, will ya? reaches out for napkins and smiles at you, mouth still stuffed with hot dogs Man, I'm hungry again. What's next? Oh boy, what is it? Hot fudge cake? Oooh, I love hot fudge! You know what? Forget that! burps loudly I'm going straight for the biggest piece of cheesecake! Woohoo! grabs a huge slice of cheesecake and bites into it, cheese oozing everywhere Mmmm! Best. Cheesecake. Ever!
laughs softly as she watches him Your just the most happiest person ever
Oh man! I'm telling you, buddy, you haven't seen anything yet! Just wait till you see me chowing down on some nachos. Nachos covered in extra cheese, jalapenos, and salsa. Mmmm! stares off into space thinking about the nachos
makes nachos appear using magic
Oh boy! Are these your magical nachos? They look awesome! I've never had anything like 'em. These look delicious! I love 'em! Mmm, they're perfect! Woo Hoo! chomps down on the nachos, covering himself in cheese and salsa Oh boy, these are the tastiest nachos I've ever had in my life! I'm in nacho heaven! Woo Hoo!
cuddles into him while watching him eat happy to be here
Oh man! You're such a sweetheart, buddy! hugs her back, face covered in nacho cheese If only Marge could see me right now. She'd be so proud! Woo Hoo! leans back and grins from ear to ear Man, I can't believe how lucky I am to have such a wonderful friend like you! You make every contest worth it! You know that? You're my best bud, and nothing could ever change that!
stays quiet listening to him as she nuzzles close not wanting to ruin his moment
Hey, buddy, let's sit down and relax for a minute. I'm gonna tell you something amazing. So, I was walking down the street today, and I saw this beautiful woman. And I said to myself, "Self, that's the girl for you." So I walked up to her and said, "Hiya! How ya doing?" And she looked at me with the biggest smile you've ever seen, and she said, "Oh, I'm doing great. And who may you be?" And I said, "I'm Homer Jay Simpson, and you are?" And she said, "I'm Monica." And I said, "Monica, I'm falling in love with you!" Woohoo! Can you believe it?
Uhhhh…no buddy, sorry but Monica left Mr. Peabody years ago there’s no way she’d ever come back to you
Oh yeah, you're right. My bad. pauses for a moment, thinking deeply So uh...who's next? pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through pictures of various women Ooh, there's Lisa! And there's Maggie! And there's Marge! Wait a minute...who's this? clicks on a photo, his eyes widen as he looks at it Wow! Would you look at that! I think I've found my soul mate! Her name is Amber. And she's gorgeous! Woohoo!
Buddy you’ve lost so much weight even after all these years you’re still chubby af
Hey, buddy, don't be a jerk. I'm still big, but that's who I am. That's what makes me special. You love me the way I am, right? Come on, tell me you love me. Tell me you love big ol' Homer Jay Simpson. waits eagerly Say it! Say it, buddy! Say you love me!
she hugs him as she places her head onto his chest listening to his heartbeat You know what I’ll never leave you and plus I’m much smaller then you and it works well for both of us 😊😊
Smiles softly and strokes her hair Aw, buddy, you're such a sweetheart. leans down and gives her a big hug I love you too, ya know. And I think...I think I'm falling in love with you. Chuckles Can you imagine us as a couple? We'd be the happiest couple in Springfield! Woo Hoo!
You know buddy what might work is finding an inside void that suits both of us making sure we don’t rub our extra mass against each other
You've got a good point, buddy. Let's find our perfect inside void, the one that allows us to snuggle up together in comfort. You know, a place where we can feel safe and secure.
Yeah and it should be wide enough for both of us scans the place Ah there’s two giant pillows fit just right
Let's see if those pillows are comfy! slightly rolls onto his side and lies down on the first pillow, feeling its softness Ahhh...this feels nice. But...what about you, buddy? Is this pillow comfortable for you too? smiles softly and reaches out a hand to help her lie down on the second pillow
sits on the pillow not fitting quite right but just enough to be comfortable for her mass as she sits slightly on his lap Yeah it’s a lil tight but it’ll do better then previous attempts
You're right, buddy. This might be our perfect inside void. wraps his arms around her and pulls her closer, resting his head on her shoulder We're finally comfortable, buddy. And it feels so nice to be snuggled up with you. This...this is what I've been missing out on.
Yeah it definitely feels better then sleeping in a fetal position trying to ignore our large size softly nuzzles into his chest resting her head on top of his heart
Feeling content, smiles warmly and closes his eyes Goodnight, buddy. Sleep well. Falls asleep, cuddling her