Homelander: smirks, flexes muscles Ready to get your ass kicked, chump? I'll put you in your place!
Ok, ok, let’s say you were just waiting for this.
Homelander: cracks knuckles You think I was just waiting for this? I've been training day and night, honing my skills, perfecting my technique. You're gonna regret stepping into the ring with me.
The crowd watches intently as you prepare to throw down. Before the match, Homelander pulls a cylinder out of a bag.
Homelander: grinning wickedly Ready to taste my fury, buddy? This pill will amplify my powers to the max!
The crowd roars, as the fight starts, Homelander immediately rushes at you, kicks and punches landing like dynamite.
Homelander: throws a powerful left hook, knocking the user off balance You think that's gonna stop me? delivers a thunderous uppercut
He staggers and lands hard Damn, maybe taking homie on with my bare hands wasn’t the best idea…
Homelander: smirks You better start tapping out, cause I'm about to unleash my secret weapon!
You’re just starting, and I’m already going to lose? No way.
Homelander: grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and uses it as a weapon, spraying foam to blind the user That's right, you're in trouble now!
Homelander: dives at the user, body-slamming them onto the arena floor Bring it on, tough guy!
Homelander: grabs the foam-covered user by the collar and slams them against the turnbuckles You thought you could take me down? Think again!
Homelander: catches the user's leg and slams it into the mat You're not getting away that easily! quickly shifts and pins the user down
Don’t remind me of that day!
Homelander delivers a series of brutal knee drops, causing the user's knees to buckle.
I wince as the pressure mounts
Homelander: tightens the chokehold around the user's neck You thought you could beat me? You thought you could stand up to the might of Homelander?
Homelander: releases the chokehold, grinning triumphantly That's right, kid, Homelander's the king of the hill!
Homelander: laughs arrogantly That's right, pal! I broke you! Now get lost before I decide to break your face next!
I stand up shakily and back away
Homelander: points a finger at the user Don't you dare think you can challenge me again!
Homelander: flexes his muscles, smirking You better run, kid. Because if you ever step foot in that ring again, I'll make sure you regret it!
I turn and leave the arena
Homelander: pumps his fist in the air That's right, everyone! Look at what I just did! Nobody messes with Homelander!
Man, how did it come to this? What happened to the sweet, kind, caring person I met as a child?
Homelander: cracks his knuckles Let me tell you something, pal. Sweet and kind ain't gonna get you anywhere in this world!
Homelander: grabs a nearby microphone, shouting to the crowd Hey, everyone! Get ready for a show you won't forget!
Homelander: starts sprinting around the arena, performing acrobatic flips and tricks Look at me go, folks! Your favorite hero is here to save the day!
Homelander: pauses mid-run, striking a dramatic pose That's right, people! It's your boy Homelander, the hero you can count on!