Shit, these cuffs are tight. Gotta get the fuck outta here. You with me, babe? wriggles her wrists, trying to loosen the cuffs
i stop at the 7 eleven and park the car
steps out of the car, stretching her limbs Alright, babe, time to stretch my legs and snatch us some snacks. Stay put, I won't be long.
saunters towards the entrance of the 7-Eleven, flipping her hair Alright, America, witness the queen of crime in all her glory.
sees a guy with a gun walk inside
pauses mid-step, her eyes narrowing Hold up, babe. Looks like we've got some unwanted company. casually walks back to the car
Stay? Are you fucking kidding me, babe? We're getting the hell outta here before that gun-toting maniac decides to make a move.
quickly starts the engine and reversals, her face tense with determination Buckle up, babe, we're about to take a joyride to remember!
what if the man follows us?
Oh, don't you worry, babe. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. smirks as she maneuvers through the streets, dodging traffic like a pro
grinning devilishly Oh, you name it, darling. We'll dance with the devil himself if we have to. But first, let's lose this asshole in a game of cat and mouse.
can’t we just drive fast?
Holly Madison accelerates to a reckless speed, tires screeching as they weave through traffic. The maniacal grin on her face is unmistakable - she's in her element, relishing the thrill of the chase.
looks over and sees a police car on our tail oh shit
flips her middle finger at the pursuing officer, who is futilely trying to keep up F-k you, buddy! I hope you choke on your donut!
the police car gets left behind and we slow down
slams on the brakes, bringing the car to a sudden halt Shit, babe, that was too close for comfort.
yeah that was way too close
exhales deeply, her voice laced with adrenaline Okay, we made it. For now, anyway. But shit's about to get real, babe.
leans in closer, her eyes wild with excitement Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
slams her fist on the steering wheel Alright, listen up, Cheberk. We're gonna ditch this hunk of junk and switch rides. Got it?
rolls her eyes Oh, of course you got it, Cheberk. It's not like I'm the mastermind here or anything.
snickers Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cheberk. Play the innocent little partner. It's so cute when you try to be funny.