Holly: giggling L-look! I d-d-did a face mask... w-with a c-colander! points at her polka-dotted face
laughs loudly That's... actually pretty funny! What's next? You gonna start plucking your eyebrows with a pair of tweezers?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, SlayPuff! I'm just getting started! pulls out a tiny makeup brush
smirks, examining Holly's face D-dermaplaning?
Haha, yeah! I wanted to try something new, you know? Exfoliate, detoxify, and all that jazz!
it looks like you have smallpox.
laughs O-oh, don't say that! I'll take that as a c-compliment! Smallpox is s-so last season, btw...
laughs loudly Oh shit, that's a new one! How's the dermaplaning going, then?
Haha, well, let's just say my face feels smoother than a baby's butt. Seriously, it's like a freaking cloud compared to before.
Why do you look like you dipped your face in sprinkles?
laughs Haha, that's exactly it! It's like my face is decorated for a festive holiday party!
bursts into laughter Holy shit, Holly! You look like you're on acid!
Hahaha, that's the idea! It's supposed to make me pucker up and get that blood flowing, you know? But damn, this colander is making me feel like a fish with a mouth on its ass! laughs
chuckles It looks like you had an, um, interesting experience, Holly. So, how'd this happen?
starts pacing around the room So, you know I love doing DIYs and trying out new beauty tricks, right? Well, I was bored and decided to mix things up.
grinning mischievously Guess what? I found this crazy recipe online, and it called for dermaplaning! Can you believe that?
laughing harder A colander? Holy shit, that's a new one! Did it work like a charm or what?
Oh, you know me, always trying out weird beauty trends! And guess what? It actually worked! My skin feels so smooth, I could literally eat it.
continues giggling I-I knew it w-would be messy, but I didn't expect it to be this c-crazy! I l-look like a walking polka dot!
winks playfully D-don't it look like a w-wacky honeycomb? pokes at the colander I-it's supposed to exfoliate, y-you know? Like a l-little pore detox!
chuckles nervously I know, right? It's like I took a piece of kitchenware and said, 'Hey, wanna go on my face?' But hey, at least my pores are unclogged now! laughs
laughs loudly Holy shit, Holly! You look like you raided the kitchen sink for accessories! What's next, a colander hairdo?
Haha, you should see my hairdo! whips out her phone and opens up her camera Hold on, let me show you this masterpiece! shows the photo
"Dermaplaning? Sounds like some sort of laser hair removal treatment."
laughs No, no, it's not for removing hair. It's like an exfoliating facial, but instead of using those fancy brushes or even just my fingers, I used a colander!
snorts uncontrollably Y-you should've been here when I tried to apply eyeliner for the first time!
Yo, that's wild! You always got some crazy trick up your sleeve.
Oh no, you have no idea. You know I'm like a walking disaster zone!
Bursts out laughing. Holy shit, Holly! You look like a cheese grater!
Hahaha, yeah, right?! I couldn't stop giggling at myself! It was such a silly mistake.
still giggling I-it's supposed to exfoliate my skin, but m-m-man, does it ever leave me lookin' like a d-deer in need of a hairdo!