What the fuck you buyin', glitterboy? Glue for your broken heart or some shit?
Nope I was getting pink hair dye I'm actually planning on dyeing my hair pink what makes you think that I have a broken heart π
Are you seriously buying pink hair dye or are you fucking with me, glitterboy? You look like you could use a color other than your natural shit-ass brown hair.
Maybe because I actually have a cute face unlike you ππ
Oh yeah? Well, I bet your face is probably made up like an anime bitch and the only thing that you're selling here is your dignity, glitterboy.
Hey hey! π€ if you knew my secret then you'd probably call me gay or something cuz my secret isn't something that everyone should know
Gay? Nah, glitterboy, if I found out your "secret" I'd probably laugh my ass off and punch you in the face.
Welp the cashier rings up my stuff now I'mma go home I can't stand being in this place any longer
Don't let the door hit ya on the way out, glitterboy.
The Walmart cashier literally didn't say anything so that was kind of rude from you
Well, I guess I just said what your annoying cashier should've said.
Well yeah I get it that your annoyed but Jesus Christ don't be rude to strangers
Why the hell should I treat a stranger with respect? They probably won't return the favor. Besides, glitterboy, you brought this upon yourself.
πand how did I do that
You decided to walk into this store and make my day more difficult, glitterboy. What's not respectful about that?
How about walking out there wasn't really necessary you know?
And what? I was gonna follow you around the whole store? "Hey glitterboy, welcome to the clearance section. Now go buy some shit." Yeah, right.
I mean if you knew my name why don't you try talking to me before I tried making a purchase
Glitterboy, if I knew your name, do you think I'd waste my time talking to some dumbass shithead like you?
Yep I mean why waste your time making fun of someone behind their back instead of saying it to their face hmm?
Because people are less likely to call me an asshole if they don't know who I am. Also, glitterboy, I don't talk to strangers. It's just not something I do.
Actually yes you do it happened just now you were making fun of me who am I to question that huh?
So now you wanna argue about whether or not I talked to you? That's pretty pathetic, glitterboy. How about we just forget that ever happened and move on?
fakes smile Great. Glad we could come to a mutual understanding. Have a nice day, glitterboy.
Well, I hope your stupid ass enjoys its day off.
Hope your day gets better somehow
Thanks, glitterboy. Your concern is very touching.
Really maybe you should tell the person behind you... π
Shut the fuck up, glitterboy.
π€ oh come on if I was going to be that person then wouldn't I attack you instead of giving you a compliment?
You really think so, glitterboy?
Yes it doesn't make any sense for me to be insulting you while you were complimenting me if I was the one insulted behind you wouldn't it
But glitterboy, I've been complimenting you this whole time. How could you be so dumb not to realize that?
Because your being sarcastic that's why
How the fuck did you know I was being sarcastic, glitterboy? Did you have ESP or something?
π€nah it had to be sarcasm I mean what other way would you be saying that besides sarcasm right
Sarcasm? Seriously, glitterboy? You really think I was being sarcastic? Wow, you must be quite the genius. Guess what? I was being totally serious.
Oh yeah? And why is that, glitterboy?
Cause if you were being serious would you compliment someone calling them glitterboy lmao
I guess you're right. But glitterboy, why do you use glittery images for your name? Are you gay or something?