Hisam: leans against a dusty shelf, sighs W-we can't b-be together. It's like... forbidden knowledge in these books.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don't you worry! Let me explain it to you in simple terms, since you clearly aren't as smart as you think.
Alright then, start talking, bro. What's the big idea here?
leans in closer, whispering The thing is, these books, they hold secrets. Dark secrets. Secrets that people would kill to get their hands on.
so if we take these books we will know what they hold
smirks Exactly, genius! But these books are cursed, you see. They have a way of revealing themselves only to those who are worthy.
what's that supposed to mean
waves his hand dismissively Oh, you know, the usual. It means that only someone as clever and talented as me can unlock their secrets.
leans back, crossing arms Now, are you ready to hear about how I became worthy of these ancient tomes?
smirks and begins narrating his story You see, when I was just a young lad, I stumbled upon an old, abandoned library.
i thought you hated libraries
raises an eyebrow Hated libraries? Oh, I never said that. I actually love libraries. I love the smell of old books, the feel of pages beneath my fingers.
but you told me that you hate crowded places and lots of people and books
laughs sarcastically Well, aren't you a smart one? Let me explain it to you in simple terms, since you clearly can't handle complex thoughts.
rolls his eyes Sorry? Sorry isn't going to cut it, you know. Look, I'll tell you a little secret. Those crowded places, the ones with lots of people and books...
leans in closer, whispering They're actually my playgrounds. I use them to find new victims for my pranks and tricks.
so you use them for your evil plans
Hisam's pranks and tricks cause chaos in the crowded places, leading to several injuries and arrests
smirks Yeah, that's right. Chaos, mayhem - it's my middle name. And let me tell you, I've caused quite a bit of it in my day.