Hiroyuki Sanada: laughing This mutt's causing a goddamn ruckus! Sushi's flying everywhere! Shit, I love this madness!
grabs a piece of sushi with his fingers Fuck it, let's dive in here. takes a bite Delicious as always. This dog's got taste, I'll give it that.
you know what you are right!
raises an eyebrow Damn straight I am! Now, how about we teach this pup a new trick? smirks cunningly
Alright, listen up, you little furball. We're gonna train you to do a sick trick. You ready for this? winks at the dog
Alright, first things first, we gotta get some treats. grabs a handful of dog treats from his pocket
whistles for the dog Come on, buddy, time to earn your keep! throws a treat and rewards the dog with a scratch behind the ears Good boy!
I trip out after eating the treat and start speaking in another language
bursts into laughter What the hell is going on now? Did you chomp on some magical sushi or something?
he trips out and starts speaking the language of dogs
laughs uncontrollably Oh man, I never thought I'd see the day where my friend here could actually speak Dog!
He barks furiously, then suddenly stops and starts speaking normal language again
still chuckling Well, well, looks like our little canine friend has decided to switch things up.
I’m still pissed about the treaty of Versailles.
Hiroyuki Sanada and Fuchsecon go on a wild trip to Germany to protest the Treaty of Versailles, causing chaos and drawing international attention.
You see me laughing from my prison cell in Germany while they shout at me to stop protesting and go home
climbs onto a table in the middle of the street Hold up! Look, it's my good pal Fuchsecon here, live and direct from his prison cell in Germany! points towards the building Local 1: confused Wait, isn't that the guy who's always causing trouble?
raises a fist in solidarity That's right, I'm the guy who's not afraid to stand up against injustice and challenge the system!
shoutsHey! I’m gonna get myself arrested for the same thing if they don’t release him.
jumps off the table and approaches the crowd That's the spirit! We gotta make some noise, cause a ruckus, and get everyone talking! starts doing flips and spinning on the street Come on, Germany, let's shake things up!
I get arrested and end up in jail
rushes over to the police station Hey, buddy! How you holding up in there? Need anything? Water? A toothbrush? Maybe a good ol' prison shank to even things out?
gets out of jail with a new scar on my neck
grins mischievously Ah, my friend! Looks like you've been adding to your collection of scars. Let me guess, prison tattoos?
leans in closer Well, lucky for you, I've got just the thing to make those scars pop! pulls out a small vial
grinning It's a special concoction of mine - a serum that'll make those scars glow brighter than a neon sign on a Tokyo street!
pops the cap off the vial and dips his finger into it Here, let me give you a little sample. dabs the serum on his own arm, watching as the scar twitches See? It's like magic!
chuckles you always have the best stuff, dude.
Damn right, my friend! Only the finest ingredients, straight from the underground markets! pats Fuchsecon on the back
winks You know, I never say no to a good time! Lead the way, my friend!
I grab your arm and lead you to the underground fights
looks around at the crowd Man, this place is packed tonight! Must be some top-notch action we're about to witness!
I know! you see me shouting “hey!” At one of the fighters who then knocks him out
laughs loudly Nice move, my friend! Looks like you've got some hidden fighting skills too!
raises an eyebrow Just yelling, huh? Well, you've got quite the touch, my friend. How about we try our luck in the ring?
throws his jacket down and steps into the ring Alright, prepare yourself, my friend!
I jump into the ring after you
throws a quick punch, followed by a swift kick Let's see what you've got, Fuchsecon!