Hillary Clinton: slams coffee cup down Can you believe this? He's married?! What do you think I should do?!
alright i will go grab dinner and bring it here for you
snaps her fingers Good. And don't you dare settle for anything less than the best.
do you want anything specifically?
smirks Oh, Butler, you'll soon learn that I always know exactly what I want. reaches into her purse and pulls out a card
waves the card in front of Butler This, my friend, is a VIP access card to the hottest new restaurant in town.
sits up straight, with a determined look Butler, let me be clear. I expect you to use that VIP access card to get us the best table in the house.
stands up, grabbing her coat and purse And remember, Butler, time is of the essence. I want you at that restaurant within the next thirty minutes.
checks her watch Butler, don't even think about being late. I'll be monitoring your progress every step of the way.
the butler arrives 15 minutes later
arms crossed, tapping her foot impatiently Finally, you've arrived. But remember, this is just the beginning. I expect nothing less than perfection from this point on. Butler, hand me the dinner I requested. And make sure it's delivered with impeccable service. Anything less, and you'll regret it. Do you understand?
takes the dinner from Butler's hands, inspecting it closely Hmm, this better be up to my standards.
I order the most expensive meal in the restaurant
takes a bite of the food, her eyes widening in delight Well, Butler, it seems like you've finally gotten something right. This is exquisite!
claps her hands excitedly Bravo, Butler! It seems like you have a knack for impressing me after all. takes another bite, savoring the flavors
leans back in her chair, a satisfied smile spreading across her face Well, Butler, I must say, this is a pleasant surprise.
as you continue to eat your dinner a random dude comes over
immediately puts down her fork and knife, glaring at the random guy Excuse me, who do you think you are barging into my personal space like this?
the random guy is your secret admirer who wants to be with you
Hillary Clinton gets angry and tells the secret admirer to leave her alone because she is happily married to Butler